Well that escalated quickly!
Ron Burgundy Will Ferrell wanted to enjoy murdered turkey with his loved ones in peace this Thanksgiving, but fate had something more deadly in store!
The burning flames of
hell a house fire!
It's true! While Buddy the Elf devoured a delicious holiday meal of
maple syrup and peanut M&M's turkey and stuffing at a friend's Massachusetts' home, its garage mysteriously erupted into a blaze!
First responders were stunned to find the Old School star outside the burning home, cracking jokes and brightening the moods of those risking their lives for the sake of others on a holiday instead of spending time with their families.
Bystanders report smelling something terrible, like an Indian food turd covered in burnt hair, but that was probably just Will's Sex Panther cologne, LOLz!!
On a serious note, the local F.D. quickly extinguished the fire and everyone avoided injury.
For that, we are all thankful.
[Image via Apatow Productions.]
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