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La Loca Lohan took to her Twitter late Friday night to address her post-rehab cocaine usage.

She said:

:Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.

Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.

This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I'm prepared to face the consequences.

I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

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The consequences for Lindsay are at least 30 days in jail. We hope she gets that - no early release - and at least 8 months of intensive drug and psychological counseling.

She needs it!

We wish her well. Truly.

Tags: firecrotch, hard-paartying, hot mess

Call the waaaahmbulance!

Lindsay has been put in lockdown after her fellow L.A. County jail inmates began chanting "firecrotch" over and over, causing the jailed actress to have a "hysterical fit."

Inmate Cheryl Presser, who was recently released and witnessed Lilo's breakdown, said, "Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake …. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation."

Sources say that Lindsanity is being monitored 24 hours a day and was even briefly admitted to a nearby medical center after she was seen with a number of scratches on her arms.

She's already scheduled to get out sooner than expected, with some saying she might be out in a few days!

Oh, Lindsay! Stop acting like a crybaby!

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: crybaby, firecrotch, inmates, jail, lockdown, monitored, waaaahmbulance