How are we supposed to compete with this??
Oh right, we aren't! Everyone's body is great as long as it's healthy, it just so happens that Gisele Bündchen's body is absolutely ridiculously sexy!
SHE JUST HAD A BABY, and she's already Instagrammin' pics like this (above)!
We're not even kidding! She had a baby girl just five months ago, and now she's wearing what we assume is a bikini made entirely out of the smallest materials known to man!
Either she has a super secret to losing baby weight, or her body is just naturally supposed to look like that, even if she's pushing humans out of it! LOLz!
Girl you look FAB!
[Image via Instagram.]