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Vaginal Knitting Is REAL! See The Bloody Shocking Vid HERE!

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Talk about a yarn of a tale!

Meet Casey Jenkins! She's the 34-year-old performance artist aiming to demystify the vagina by, well, storing yarn in it!

Wait, WHAT?! We've heard of textile outsourcing before, but vaginal insourcing is a new one to us!

It's true, the Australian artist sticks yarn in her lady cave overnight and then uses it to knit sweaters or baby socks or golf club covers the next day!!!

Get this, she's "performing" for 28 days straight which, yes, includes every phase of her menstrual cycle!

Whoa!!! Thought something was fishy about the crimson-colored Gryffindor scarf your Aunt Tilda purchased you while she was Down Under?

You might be wearing a Casey!

Ch-ch-check out her explanatory video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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DA's Office Is Having Doubts In The New York TV Anchor Rape Case

Filed under: Icky Icky PooTV NewsLegal Matters

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Can't say we're entirely surprised to hear this. There's definitely something fishy about this whole thing.

To recap, yesterday we learned that New York TV anchor Greg Kelly was being accused of rape from a woman he met back in October 2011.

As we mentioned before, we had heard that the two kept texting and calling each other after the incident, which was the part that seemed bizarre to us.

Then earlier today, we learned that the woman was also accusing him of getting her pregnant from the attack.

Now,

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Mariah Carey Bails On X Factor!

Filed under: TV NewsMariah CareyPerezTVX Factor

So, this is pretty strange.

Check out the video (above) of Mariah Carey missing out on an X Factor appearance due to Hurricane Irene, apparently.

While we would never hold that against her, why didn't gurl Skype in? She could have totally made this work!

…….Fishy……fishy…….

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SIGHting

saMANtha Ronson was spotted hitting up the Lynwood Correctional Facility to pick up some hot prison cooter visit Lindsay Lohan!

It must have been like an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet at Disneyland for her! Poor Lindsay probably had to fight for her attention!

LOLs! Hope you had fun, bb!

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The Pivert Still Smells Fishy!

Filed under: Jeremy Piven

We don't know if we're buying it!

Jeremy Piven opened up on his bout with "mercury poisoning" that supposedly caused him to drop out of the play Speed The Plow.

Still seems fishy to us!

Do U believe the Pivert?

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Wasilla, Alaska, Continues To Export Some Crazy Shiz!

Filed under: Sarah Palin

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The little town of Wasilla, Alaska was put on the map a few years ago, when resident Sarah Palin emerged from her igloo and infested the lives of the American people.

We never thought we'd see the day when something worse than her would leave Wasilla. Today, we were proven wrong.

The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just launched their latest vodka flavor - Smoked Salmon!

WTF!!!

Concocted by "madness" and "drunkenness", the Smoked Salmon flavored vodka will be the first in a line of liquors given an Alaskan theme. The creators of the vodka admitted losing their lunch a couple of times while going through the trial and error period to perfect the taste, but now, they're proud to have "succeeded".

We hear the libation won't be staying in Alaska's greedy hands for long. A shipment has already made its way to Texas and the Distillery intends to send the next batch to Los Angeles!

Ew! Gross! We just imagine this shiz will taste exactly like Sexy Sarah - awful and fishy!

Blech! No thanks!

[Image via AP Images.]

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