Sorry Ladies, we know you will be DEVASTATED to learn that Marilyn Manson's stretched face is officially off the market…
Earlier today, news broke that the goth-rocker had proposed to his girlfriend of five weeks, self-proclaimed "independent occult filmmaker" Seraphim Ward.
Only, the thing with engagements is, you usually have to have some idea of WHO the person is you are supposedly about to wife up…
After Ward's reps confirmed the two were destined for the alter, Marliyn's reps have said:
"This is untrue…He has never met this woman."
Oopsie! Better luck with your next (fake) relationship, dear!
[Left Image via FayesVision/WENN.]