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Are Dinosaur Farts The Cause Of Global Warming?

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Not quite…but these dino farts are deadly!!

Sauropods, or large plant eating dinosaurs like the Brachiosaurus and the Brontosaurus (now called Apatosaurus), are now the latest excuse explanation of climate change.

Researchers speculate that these dinos could produce 520 MILLION tons of methane.

With all that methane, the core temperature of prehistoric Earth could have been ridick!

As a reference, that's close to all methane produced from natural AND man-made sources.

Grodie!!!

The researchers, from Liverpool John Moores University, warn that their estimates are based on many assumptions.

Still, can you imagine standing behind…or within a football field…of that flatulence?

DEATH! LOLz!

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Man Stabs 4, Kills 1 Because Of Farting!

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This is so awful, we can barely believe it!

According to police, 21-year-old Marc Higgins of Bristol, CT stabbed four people at a party on Saturday night, killing one of them, because people made fun of him for farting.

Witnesses say that Marc drunkenly left the party, returned with three knives, and stabbed people "indiscriminately."

21-year-old Matthew Walton died of the stab wounds.

What makes this whole thing even MORE upsetting is that Higgins' victims were not specifically targeted. He claims they were "simply the first people he saw when he returned to the party."

Such a tragedy! Our thoughts go out to Matthew Walton's friends and family.

As far as Higgins is concerned, we truly hope that justice is served.

Killing someone over flatulence? Absolutely sickening.

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The HIGHlarious Reason Jay Kay Will Never Fly With Johnny Rotten Again!

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We can't say we blame him! That's a long-ass flight!

Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay recently sat next to The Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten in the business class section of a flight to Australia, and revealed that the rocker's flatulence was so bad that he'd rather move to economy than endure it again!

WTF?! LOLz!

He explains:

"He is a fucking nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul. He kept saying, 'Oh, that wasn't me' or, 'The meal smells a bit off, don't you think?' He drove me insane. [If he moved to economy] At least I'd be able to breathe a bit. They banned smoking in the air and they should ban farting."

What a disaster! Obviously, that's not something everyone can control, but for goodness sake, GO TO THE RESTROOM!

LOLz!

Glad to know that Rotten lived up to his name, though!

[Images via WENN.]

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