Houston, we have a problem!
And the problem is that naked women are running through the streets of your fine Texas metropolis!!
We realize that doesn't sound too bad — everyone likes bouncy boobies, right? — but this particular lady bolted bare-assed from her home because burglars broke in while she was showering!!!
Oh noes! How scary!
Ch-ch-check out the young girl's horrifying tale of woe…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
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Amanda Bynes just wants to be left alone!
After her recent legal troubles, she's leaving El Lay for a place with far fewer prying eyes- New York City!
That's right, Amanda is reportedly telling friends the reason for her sudden flight to the Big Apple is so she can be alone. Y'know, except for the other 8 million people!
She says she's also excited to finally be in a place without all those annoying taxicabs, buildings, pizza places, streets, and sports teams! LOLz!
Hey, at least there she doesn't need a driver's license to ride the subway!
[Image via WENN.]
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