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Want To Have Sex With Your iPad? (Or Do You Already Have Sex With Your iPad & Want It To Be Less Painful?) Then Here's The Product For You!

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Here's everything you always wanted to know about iPad sex but were too afraid to ask Siri!

So, as we may or may not all know, the company Interactive Life Forms has already recreated the human vagina in the form of a baton called the Fleshlight (which you might find out the hard way is not a regular flashlight with a typo).

But some of you might be saying to yourself, "thanks for everything Fleshlight, but I really wanted to get Apple products involved in my solo seshes. Sorry but my peen deserves the best."

If you are one of the tens of thousands of people who have said this, then Interactive Life Forms has got the product for you!

Now you can have sex with your iPad!

Don't worry, gents! You don't have to jam your hardware into a hole the size of USB port! Never again, at least! Well, you can if that's your thing, go forth. We don't judge.

Imagine a holster for your Fleshlight (heck, we know you all at least have four) that's connected to your iPad! It's called the Fleshlight Launchpad!

Getting rock hard at the prospect of this new accessory but need some more proof of its Holy Grail-like existence? Then ch-ch-check out this commercial…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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LiLo Offered $1 Million For A Mold Of Her Vajayjay … For A Sex Toy!!!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay Lohan

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No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.

It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!

Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!

We're hearing the honchos from the adult entertainment company are

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