No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!
Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.
It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!
Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!
We're hearing the honchos from the adult entertainment company are