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Put your seat backs and tray tables in their upright positions because this freakout is TURBULENT!

Channeling his best impression of Kelly Osbourne, an American Eagle flight attendant gave passengers a little more than they bargained for earlier this week on a NYC plane headed for North Carolina.

After hours of flight delays, irate passengers finally proved to be too much for veteran flight attendant Jose Serrano to handle!

He spouted out a bunch of cray-covered nonsense but sadly never paid homage to Samuel L. Jackson with any "I've had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane"-esque outburst.

As all the madness happened before take-off, passengers were free to record Serrano's infantile madness — and boy did they!

Ch-Ch-Check out the video (above) for the most delicious in-flight entertainment you've seen all month!

Seriously, where's the Sky Marshall when you need her?!

Tags: flight attendant, kelly osbourne

WHAT is going on with airline personel these days?

Kryster Ritter, who just premiered her new show Don't Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 this week, was apparently harrassed by a male flight attendant while flying from NYC to LA on United - and all over a seatbelt!

According to witnesses

Tags: aggressive, co-worker, fasten seatbelt, flight, flight attendant, reprimand, scold, staff, turbulence, unacceptable, united airlines

Ryanair, the budget European airline that brought you duct-taped on windows has now thought of another great way to save money but keep flying.

As fuel costs rise, airlines are struggling to find ways to deal with the high cost of keeping their planes in the air.

So Ryanair is going to make their planes lighter by any means necessary.

That means printing their in-flight magazine/menu on thinner paper, taking less ice onboard and reducing the weight of seats and carts.

Oh yeah, and the flight attendants have been asked to watch their weight.

Apparently in Europe it's cool to set BMI standards and hold employees to a certain weight standard or threaten termination.

That's ridiculous.

A spokesperson for the airline said:

"We encourage staff to watch their weight – with the motivation of appearing in the annual Ryanair calendar."

Wow. All of their flight attendants look like models.

We believe a workplace should encourage their staff to live healthy lifestyles through incentives like subsidizing a gym membership or offering healthier cafeteria choices, but flat out firing people for "weighing too much?"

That's plain wrong.

No matter how good your calendar looks.

Tags: bmi, calendar, flight attendant, ryanair, stewardess, weight, weight loss

Attention celebrities - just because your iPhones have to be shut off at 30,000ft doesn't mean the flight attendants have shut off theirs!

A Perezilcious reader just sent us this picture, taken by some creeper stewart, of Nick Jonas asleep on a recent flight.

Aww! He looks so peaceful.

Actually, with his mouth open like that, he looks like a sweet, widdle baby!

And no sign of drool! Seksi! HA!

Tags: baby, flight attendant, flying, nick jonas, picture, sleeping

This is just despicable! What on EARTH was he thinking?

Josh Duhamel caused a massive flight delay yesterday when he had to be escorted off the plane by authorities - all because he REFUSED to turn off his BlackBerry before take-off!

WTF?!

According to passengers on the flight - from New York to Kentucky - a flight attendant asked the actor to turn off his phone three separate times. Duhamel responded by allegedly "taunting the attendant," was "very rude," and upon being asked a third time, he laughed at her!

At this point, the plane was already on the runway, and the infuriated - and rightfully so - attendant had the plane turn back to the gate, so two officers could escort him off - further delaying the already late flight!

Unbelievable! Honestly, who do people think that they are?!

Such disrespect! And over a SAFETY PRECAUTION! Just disgusting!

We also have to give the flight attendant some credit for keeping her cool! If that were us, we would have totally gone Steven Slater on his ass!

Shame on him!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: authorities, blackberry, delay, deplorable, disgusting, flight, flight attendant, kentucky, kicked off, nyc, rude, steven slater

You may remember the female flight attendants of Cebu Pacific getting their grooves on to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry when showing the safety procedures of the plane, but now it's the men's turn.

Fittingly, Cebu Pacific created the male version of the dancing instructions with the song Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats.

Watch the video (above) for some classic LOLz

We love it!

Tags: dancing, flight attendant, lady gaga, lol, movie, plane

We don't know if it's real, but if it isn't - IT SHOULD BE!

Check out (above) this alleged footage from a Cebu Pacific Flight, featuring the flight attendants instructing the passengers on the usual safety procedures by DANCING to an amazeballs mash-up of Lady GaGa's Just Dance and Katy Perry's California Gurls!

We LOVE it!

But are electronics supposed to be on that point in the flight?!

Tisk, tisk!

LOLs!

Tags: california gurls, cebu pacific flight, flight attendant, instruction, just dance, mashup