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Christina Aguilera Is A Hypocrite!

Listen to Floptina contradict herself!

Now the singer is saying she doesn't hate autotune anymore, even though she had one time wore a t-shirt that said "Auto-Tune is for P*ssies." She even admits to using it on some of her songs and there's a "creative way to use it."

Well, it certainly didn't help your album! Bionic is still a flop!

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How About "No" Xtina!!!

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For some reason we can't even begin to fathom, Christina Aguilera will be taking to the court at the Staples Center tonight to sing the National Anthem at the last game of the NBA finals.

No, you haven't traveled back in time to Tuesday. Someone thought it would be fun to hear Failtina sing the song AGAIN!

Boo! Not fair! Give some other artists a turn! It's not like she even enjoyed doing it the first time. (Note in the video above, Xtina walking away before she was even done with the song!!! LAME!)

Some people are calling Xtina a good luck charm for the Lakers. We'd like to direct their attention to the Billboard chart to check out the numbers for her new album, Bionic.

Bitch has no luck to speak of recently, as far as we can tell.

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American Sales Numbers Are In! Officially A FlopTina

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The numbers are in, and it's not looking good!

FlopTina Aguilera's less than stellar new album, Bionic, debuted at a disappointing #3 spot on the U.S. sales chart, beat out by two SOUNDTRACKS - the #1 going to Glee, and the #2 for Eclipse!

Worse yet, she's sold only a FRACTION of what Back To Basics did in its first week (346,000 copies)!

According to Hits Daily Double, FlopTina's Bionic sold 111,838 .

Sorry, bb!

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Xtina Attracted To Women???

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We interrupt our coverage of KStew's Lez-Gate to bring you this bulletin:

Christina Aguilera likes the ladies!

In a recent interview with the U.K magazine Company, Xtina steps away from talking about her horrid music to discuss her body image and the image of women everywhere. In the midst of that, she let this fun little tidbit slip:

"I feel sexuality to be very empowering. I think men love to believe that they own our sexuality, so if a woman represents herself in a sexual way, people think, 'Oh it must be for a man.' But men don't have the right to own our sexuality. If I want to be sexual, it's for my own appreciation and enjoyment! That's why I like to talk about the fact that sometimes I am attracted to women. I appreciate their femininity and beauty."

We're sure there are loads of ladies who are happy to hear you say that!

How very progressively lezzie feminist of you! But don't call her that (or the other thing) because Xtina isn't into labels. She's her own person. An individual. No labels.

So what else would you like share with us, Clonetina?

[Image via WENN.]

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