Researchers interested in learning more about aggression in sparrows needed an inside man.
Apparently Swamp sparrows, spread across the northeast wetlands are crazy aggressive during mating season.
They will fight other birds to death and even attack humans and hang gliders who get too close!
That's crazy! They're just tiny lil sparrows!
The researchers came up with a brilliant, but gross plan… stuff a dead sparrow full of robot parts and make a Frankensparrow!!