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Frankentittays To Be No More! Heidi Removing HUGE Breast Implants!

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You can't undo what has already been done… unless it's your tittays!

As you can see from the cover of Life & Style this week, Heidi Montag wants a breast reduction.

Some might say she is finally coming to her senses.

We says she just has exhausted every option of plastic surgery, so now has to work backwards. Prepare for her to look the same as she did on the first season of the hills come 2012.

Thoughts?

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Lesbian Shiz With One Of The Shannon Twins! More On The Speidi Sex Tape!

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Oh, this just keeps getting more horrific better and better.

New LEZLICIOUS details have emerged regarding the Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag publicity stunt sex tape - that's right, there's apparently a tape of FrankenTittays getting in on some dykonic action with Playboy's very own Karissa Shannon!

Pratt claims that while he was moving out of the home he shared with Montag, he came across a video of the two ladies engaging in some sexual acts that expressed their mutual respect and admiration for each other, and that's when he realized he could make bank off of all the nasty shiz they did to each other's orifices on tape!

Karissa has admitted such a tape exists, but she's threatening so sue if it's released.

UGH. The minute someone threatens legal action, it ALWAYS surfaces. And then we have to watch it.

BARF.

We have a feeling this is only the tip of an especially douchey, pyschotic, famewhoring iceberg.

[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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MORE Douchey Deets On The Speidi Sex Tape!

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We don't know what's more sad and twisted - the fact that this is all going down or the fact that it's probably staged.

The publicity stunt to end all publicity stunts erupted on Friday when Spencer Pratt announced that he was shopping around a sex tape featuring the Real Heidi Doll (apparently footage includes pre and post surgery), and now that the douchebag has the world's attention, he's - shocker - relentlessly talking to the press about every detail!

Spencer claims that he's wanted to do porn since one of his many forays into failure, Princes of Malibu, ended in 2005, and has reportedly captured what he claims is an "entire website's" worth of footage that he's pitching to Vivid head Steven Hirsch for $5 million!

HOLY SHIZ!

He explains:

"When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

And he's even forced FrankenTittays into an ultimatum! After she met him at a Costa Rican hotel last Sunday under the impression that he was handing over her dogs, the psychotic famewhore allegedly told her that if she didn't ditch the divorce papers and do another reality show about their relationship, he would release these tapes!

He claims that Heidi is "freaking out because she doesn't want to do reality TV anymore" but "you cannot turn off the Speidi machine."

UGH. No, that's possibly the truest thing you've ever said, bb!

And believe us, we've TRIED!

All of this horse shit is so unbelievably staged that it makes us want to VOM at this point.

What do U think?? Would U lose your lunch if the Speidi sex tape saw the light of day??

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Pre-FrankenTittay Will Appear In Speidi Sex Tape!

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Remember when Heidi Montag kind of looked like a normal person with normal boobs and actual facial expressions??

Yeah, well, good news flat-chested-Heidi fans! Her sex tape with Spencer Pratt includes footage of her pre and post-op!

Ah, yes, we're sure we just made all your dreams come true now that you know there's a little variety coming your way.

We can't WAIT for this disastuh to be released!

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Watch Out World, Spencer Pratt Brings You The Speidi Sex Tape!

Filed under: Love LineSpencer PrattHeidi Montag

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You knew it existed. You knew there would come a time when the Speidi craze was on such a steep decline that these fame-whores would scramble through their bag-o-desperate-tricks to whip this gem out for attention.

The time has come. Come along for the ride or take a heavy dose of Ambien to sleep through it.

On the heels of announcing that he has a tell-all book he wants to publish, sources are confirming that Spencer Pratt is also hocking a sex tape featuring none other than himself and soon-to-be ex-wife, Heidi Montag.

Vivid Entertainment boss Steven Hirsch tells sources: "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag…We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

A source close to Spencer says that the alleged tape "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."

No word yet if this alleged sex tape features Heidi with or without her frankentittays. We give Heidi all but an hour before she "retaliates."

And by that we mean act like she didn't help him edit the damn thing for circulation!

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