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Heidi Still Thinks LC Would Give Her The Time Of Day!

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Girl, please!

Yesterday afternoon, in yet another tweet of desperation, Heidi Montag reached out to her former friend and Hills co-star, Lauren Conrad. She posted:

"Watching old Hills I miss you @AudrinaPatridge and most of all @laurenconrad."

Aw! Reliving the past! Are you trying to find the exact moment where your life took a turn for the worst?

Here's a hint: ENTER SPENCER PRATT!!!

As LC once famously said to you, she wants to forgive you…and forget you. Chances are, you've been long forgotten!

What happened to all your new trashy friends you were going to do a new reality show with? Where'd they go???

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Is Hilary Duff Going Under The Knife For Her Wedding?

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Oh goodness, Duffster! We hope this isn't true!

You look LOVELY!

In Touch is reporting that the actress is so determinedto look her best at her upcoming wedding to gazillionaire Mike Comrie that she's gotten the Heidi Montag special!

A source says:

"Hilary is obsessed with looking her best on her wedding day. She recently got her boobs done and has been getting Botox and fillers to make her face look as good as possible. She is determined to work out six days a week, and she brings Mike along so they can motivate each other. She's lost 10 pounds already!"

Sweetheart, you are 22 years old! You do NOT need botox!

Don't you want to be able to SMILE on the happiest day of your life?

However, we HAVE seen quite a few pictures of her at the gym, so we really hope that she's not going overboard!

We like our Duffster just as she is!

Thoughts??

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Real Heidi Doll Bails On Potential Reality TV Show!

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Maybe she's finally been away from him long enough to - dare we say it? - THINK at all clearly!

After the Real Heidi Doll separated from her famewhoring, unstable husband Spencer Twatt, it was initially reported that she and her more stable, but equally famewhoring friend, Jennifer Bunney, would star in a new reality show together!

However, Bunney has taken to her website to announce that FrankenTittays has bailed on the idea, and will not be a part of the series!

She says:

“Originally I was supposed to do a reality show with Heidi , but right now it looks like some things have changed, and I don’t know if Heidi wants to be involved in reality TV at the moment with everything going on in her personal life (no we are not in a fight, and no Heidi is not 'dropping' me to do reality shows with the twins). So, since that recent development our original network and some others as well have offered to continue on with the show despite Heidi possibly not being involved, which I just recently agreed to. Although, I of course wanted to pursue this project with her I also respect that she has a lot to deal with right now and have to decided to go ahead and move forward with it alone, since these opportunities have presented themselves (my hope is that she will want to be involved later on).”

Shock! We actually cannot believe this!

Heidi must actually be dealing with some shiz if she doesn't want to air it for the world to see!

Maybe she's beginning to see the light!

Keep your chin up, bb! Clarity is coming!

Thoughts??

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Kristin Cavallari Reveals Wish List Of Actors She Thinks She Can Work With!

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Oh, Kristin Cavallari!

Now that The Hills has acknowledged that everything that happened on that mess is essentially staged, the reality star thinks that it showcased her 'acting' chops enough to warrant a legitimate film career, with actual real life actors!

She says:

“I am starting to work with an acting coach again and I would love to work with Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, and Sean Penn."

We want to laugh and declare, 'bitch please!' but then we're hit with the sobering reality that her co-star, The Real Heidi Doll, was cast in a movie with Nicole Kidman and the MANiston, so we suppose miracles do happen!

Keep your fingers crossed, gurl!

Either that, or have ten plastic surgery procedures done in one day and hope that someone will throw you in a movie as the butt of a joke!

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Separated At Birth

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Left: Clonetina in her new movie, Burlesque. Right: Franken Heidi

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The She-Pratt Clarifies What's Real And What's Fake On The Hills!

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We pretty much already figured out all of this shiz for ourselves, but sometimes it's good to have clarification!

Stephanie Pratt has once again weasled herself into relevance, this time by speaking out about her 'feud' with Krisitin Cavallari and her relationship with Spencer and Heidi!

The less-crazy Pratt explained that everything going down between her and Kristin is just for the show:

You know, that really wasn’t Kristin. She was told to say it. To tell a story on the show, for someone to take the blame, that’s kind of what we signed up for. We’d be filming a scene and she’d be like, “I’m sorry.” And I’d say, “Whatever, let’s just do this scene and go get coffee.” I was never mad at Kristin. I knew all along what was happening. We really did want to tell that story because it was out in the tabloid press and we’d promised to make this the most real season ever. It’s okay. Worse things have happened.

To the surprise of no one, she also clarified that Spencer and Heidi really are that desperate for press, and none of their crazy is staged - at least, by the producers of The Hills:

Anything that involves my brother and I, or Holly and Heidi Montag’s relationship, is real. I haven’t talked to my brother since late September, nor have I seen him. He’s completely cut me out of his life. But he’s my big brother and I love him. I feel like we have the same dynamic as any brother and sister. We get along, we fight, we don’t talk — it’s just crazier because we’re on TV. So it’s more dramatic. I think this show has given her this role as a victim and she really doesn’t know what other role to play. They are in this together. Everything that one of them is doing, the other one knows about. They are always on the same page. They work together and think together.

We have a hard time believing that either of them do much working, or for that matter, thinking, but we get where she is going with it!

Ugh! It makes us sad to admit that Spencer's so out of control that we prefer the She-Pratt to him!

What a world!

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Desperate Heidi Hawks Ads On Twitter

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Heidi Montag is so broke and desperate, she's now using her Twitter account to advertise products and services.

Her recent tweets include hawking a discount website:

"You had me at '90% off'… h**tp://bit.ly/bS**** Sign-up and RT if you love a great deal! (Ad)"

And even going so far as linking to a dating site:

"Maybe being single wasn't such a bad idea after all… h**tp://bit.ly/9z**** (Ad)"

Is this really what it has come to, Heidi? Perhaps you should have looked at your bank account before spending thousands on really bad plastic surgery.

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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