This sculptor clearly knows what he or she was doing!
Cristiano Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal in Madeira, Portugal decided to pay tribute to the Adonis-like soccer player with a statue over the weekend.
And we're going to go ahead and assume it is 100% anatomically correct. Or maybe even 110% since this statue seems to be going the extra
We're not exactly sure what they were thinking when they carved out his bronzed balls, but we're not complaining either!
So, if you fetishize sculptures, then feel free to add this one to the spank bank!
[Image via Cristina Ferreira/Facebook.]