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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!

Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and

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James McAvoy Wants To Star In Hobbit Prequel!

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James McAvoy has played a lover, a mutant, an assassin, a soldier, a lover- pretty much everything!

Did we mention a lover! Lolz!

So, what is the versatile actor's dream role? Something we'd never guess in a million years! According to James:

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The Hobbit Has The LARGEST-EVER December Domestic Box Office Debut!

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That's right, folks!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has beat out Avatar!

Peter Jackson's newest adaptation of the J.R.R. Tolkien classic debuted this weekend to an estimated $84.8 MILLION weekend box office, which secures it above the James Cameron sci-fi extravaganza as the largest ever domestic debut for a film released in December!

Oh, and with the $138.2 million it made overseas, the flick has made a combined $223 MILLION worldwide!

Holy SHIZ! Way to go, Gandalf!

Or perhaps we should be congratulating the much-criticized high-frame-rate format in which the film was shot, as IMAX theaters playing the film in such averaged $44,000 per screen while regular screens made $31,000!

Either way, they can only go UP from here on out!

Ch-ch-check out the full box office top ten from this weekendAFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Ian McKellen's Body Battles Prostate Cancer, But His Spirits Stay Strong!

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You. Shall not. Pass.

Seriously, Sir Ian McKellen, you're too darn friendly and talented and charming and totally awesome as Gandalf the Grey to ever pass!

The 73 year-old British icon revealed sad news recently: he has prostate cancer!

And the X-Men/Lord of the Rings has battled it for the better part of a decade!

Thankfully, the man is a trooper and he wont let the terrifying C-word get him down!

Ian revealed:

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Agoraphobic Owl Gets His Own House!

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Sometimes, we're afraid of what comes natural…birds and humans alike!

Gandalf the Grey is a great grey owl who loves to fly…just like every other bird, right?

WRONG! This little cutie doesn't like open spaces! So flying outside is a BIG no-no!

Fortunately, his handlers at the Knowsley Safari Park near Liverpool got his back.

They've built him his own aviary inside a shed so he can fly and fly and fly as high as the sky ceiling!

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