Sure, it's nothing great, but who can afford to be picky in this economy?
Well, we guess Dwyane Wade can. LOLz!
In response to a tweet from the Miami Heat player announcing he is looking for a new job due to the NBC lockout, KFC has offered him his old job taking orders at the fast food chicken joint's drive-thru window!
The chicken company's U.S. General Manager personally wrote the basketball star a letter — loaded with a bucketful of puns — to cordially offer him a spot on the KFC team in exchange for a donation in his name to the Colonel's Scholars charity.
Think Dwyane will accept? If he does, we think KFC's drive-thru will experience a small carmageddon of their own the days Wade is scheduled to work!
We say do it for the kids, Dwyane!
Check out the entire letter sent to the NBA player after the jump!
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According to the Penguins' general manager, he very well may be!
Hilary Duff's husband, Mike Comrie, was signed to the hockey team as a free agent this past summer, but only played as a forward 21 games this season, scoring once, due to injury!
Because of this, Ray Shero has decided to not bring him back, as well as Alex Kovalev.
"I'm not sure what Mike's going to do. He might be leaning towards retirement."
But we imagine both he and the Duffster have more than enough money, so it shouldn't be too huge an issue if he takes some time and decides to try something else!
Best of luck, boy!
[Image via WENN.]
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