Sure, it's nothing great, but who can afford to be picky in this economy?
Well, we guess Dwyane Wade can. LOLz!
In response to a tweet from the Miami Heat player announcing he is looking for a new job due to the NBC lockout, KFC has offered him his old job taking orders at the fast food chicken joint's drive-thru window!
The chicken company's U.S. General Manager personally wrote the basketball star a letter — loaded with a bucketful of puns — to cordially offer him a spot on the KFC team in exchange for a donation in his name to the Colonel's Scholars charity.
Think Dwyane will accept? If he does, we think KFC's drive-thru will experience a small carmageddon of their own the days Wade is scheduled to work!
We say do it for the kids, Dwyane!
Check out the entire letter sent to the NBA player after the jump!