Well this is going to be boring!
The Grammys is known for crazy and fierce fashion, but this year CBS wants it to be family-friendly fun.
All celebrities attending on Sunday were sent an email with strict wardrobe guidelines, stating:
"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack… Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera.”
Puffy bare skin of the genital region!? LOLz!
Vaginas and scrotums have never sounded so fancy…and BORING!
Think anyone will follow these ridiculous rules?
[Image via The Grammys/CBS.]