Donald Trump has been gearing up for the White House by filling his cabinet with horrifying ultra-conservatives straight out of our nightmares.
While there's little hope of a sane minded group running the Oval Office, there's at least one way Trump's administration could get a little sexier: Antonio Sabato Jr.!
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Elated over the election results, the actor has already found a way to help make America great again… and he's starting by the waistline.
Speaking to Variety, the former Bold and the Beautiful star said he would love to be the go-to fitness guru of the White House a la Arnold Schwarzenegger. He said:
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After nominees Ted Cruz and John Kasich officially suspended their campaigns this week, Donald Trump is now left as the presumptive nominee of the GOP.
And if Republicans were distancing themselves from the 2016 presidential race before, now they're avoiding the election like the plague!
According to reports, neither former president from the Bush family — George H.W. Bush or his son George W. Bush — will endorse a candidate for presidency this election.
And you better believe that's a snub to Trump!
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Bush Jr.'s personal aide Freddy Ford told People:
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This is incredibly sad!
Last night, former President George H.W. Bush was taken by ambulance to Houston Methodist Hospital after experiencing a shortness of breath.
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According to spokesman Jim McGrath, George W. Bush's father:
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What a daredevil!!
Instead of the typical birthday celebration with cakes, balloons, and candles, George H.W. Bush decided to do something more extraordinary for his 90th birthday!
The former leader of the free world jumped out of a flying plane near his home in Kennebunkport, Maine!
Yes!! You read that correctly!
In fact, before he took a plunge, the 41st president of the US tweeted:
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We're relieved to report the 41st President of the United States is slowly but surely getting healthierl!
Doctors transferred George H.W. Bush from intensive care back over to a normal room in the Houston hospital he's been confined to since around Thanksgiving.
The former President's peeps released an optimistic statement which read
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Hospital officials have confirmed that former President George H.W. Bush has been moved to the intensive care unit.
Sources say George Senior has been struggling with "fever, weakness and a bronchitis-like cough." He has been hospitalized at Methodist Hospital in Houston since November for similar symptoms.
It seems his conditions are not improving. :(
The 88-year-old Bush patriarch was planning on spending the Christmas at home with his family, but he was kept in the hospital after getting a bad fever.
Our hearts go out to George H.W. the Bush family!
We wish him a speedy and safe recovery!
[Image via WENN.]
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Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the FBI has just released an investigative report on Apple founder and CEO, Steve Jobs.
The information was gathered by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after Apple received a bomb threat and President George H.W. Bush expressed interest in giving the revolutionary corporate leader a presidential appointment.
Not that we ever had any doubt, but the documents reveal that Steve Jobs was, indeed, a hippie. One person interviewed shared that "Mr. Jobs may have experimented with illegal drugs" during the 60s and 70s, while another stated more clearly:
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