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German Soccer Players Do Their Best One Direction Impression As They Celebrate Their World Cup Win With Some Fierce Dance Moves!

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Germany displayed some awesome dance moves as they celebrated their World Cup win at home!

Look out, One Direction! You guys have some competition on your hands!

Germany scored some serious global bragging rights this weekend after beating Argentina in the World Cup final! But if you thought their performance on the field was awesome, wait until you see their homecoming!

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This Photo Of A Tourist Getting Stuck In A Giant Vagina Will Give Birth To Many Belly Laughs!

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An American exchange student caused quite a stir when he got himself stuck in a huge vagina sculpture in Mainz, Germany.

It took 22 midwives rescue workers about 30 minutes to deliver the young man from the clutches of the artwork. Good thing too, because we doubt James Franco would be playing THIS guy in a movie if he had been stuck for 127 Hours!

Srsly, what got into this guy to get into the massive vajayjay??

Markus Mozer, squad leader of the local fire department, said:

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Karl Lagerfeld On "Electronic Masturbation!" Flog Your Hog On His HIGHlarious Words HERE!

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Pinko philosopher Karl Marx, Star Trek stud Karl Urban, and fabulous fashion folk hero Karl Lagerfeld are about as different as any three men who ever lived, but if there is one thing the three Karls have in common it's their strong opinions on how the world should work!

Mr. Urban wants us all to know that he's a doctor, dammit, and not a torpedo technician!

Mr. Marx wants us to abandon capitalism and the bloated bourgeois oppressors it enables!

And Mr. Lagerfeld? Well, he wants us to know that selfies are stupid. Just plain STUPID.

While waxing poetical about Cara Delevingne recently, the great German designer took a moment to poke fun at selfies!!!

Karl lager-gushed:

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Sofia Vergara & Ellen Degeneres Took Funny And Added Some HEAVY Volume To It In This Kooky New Vid!

So much HIGHlarity, so little time!!

Sofia Vergara and Ellen Degeneres are both “easy, breezy, beautiful” CoverGirls, and have collaborated on a few CoverGirl-related things….apparently including this wacky German CoverGirl commercial!!

LOLz!

OK not really, but the two outrageously funny ladies DID get together to film a super silly version of a CoverGirl Bombshell mascara ad for Sofia's appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show, titled "Das Bombshell".

It includes geometric costumes and props, inneresting dance moves, and great lipsyncing!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to watch Sofia get a striptease during the same interview!

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Adorably Accents A Game Of Heads Up With Ellen DeGeneres! Watch HERE!

As if we didn't think Joseph Gordon-Levitt was cute and seksi enough already…

He's MULTILINGUAL too?!

#Swoon

The Don Jon actor participated in a rousing game of Heads Up with Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show - and instead of playing the regular guessing game, the TV host had him add delicious accents into the mix!

He does Spanish, Italian, and Irish to sheerly adorable perfection…

And if you listen closely, you might be able to hear him speak in multiple tongues!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to witness the cuteness firsthand!

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Former German Soccer Player Thomas Hitzlsperger Announces He Is Gay!

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In a recent interview, former German footballer Thomas Hitzlsperger said he wanted "to further the debate about homosexuality among sports professionals," and boy did he ever!!

So, how exactly did he do it? By coming out to become the first Premier League soccer player to announce he is openly gay!!

Thomas dropped the huge bombshell, saying it wasn't easy for himself to fully accept he was gay in the world of sports, but he

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Tom Hiddleston Tells Us To Stand By Him While He Sweetly Serenades Us! Watch HERE!!!

BE STILL OUR HEARTS.

Tom Hiddleston has just showed off how AH-MAZING of a human he is while on a German show called Stars In Cars.

While driving in the car, the song Stand By Me by The Drifters comes on and, as he should, the Thor star starts singing along.

It is adorable and we cannot stop watching it.

Ch-ch-check out Tom's ADORBS rendition (above)!!!

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