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ABC Doesn't Want Ghost Whisperer Either

Filed under: TV NewsJennifer Love Hewitt

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After it was reported that ABC was in negotiations to pick up CBS's recently canceled Ghost Whisperer, sources have confirmed that the network has decided to pass on the show.

Executive producers Kim Moses and Ian Sander released a statement:

“After five wonderful seasons and over 100 episodes, we are disappointed to announce Ghost Whisperer will not be returning for a sixth season. We’ve had an incredible experience and owe a debt of gratitude to everyone involved. We continue our relationship with ABC Studios and look forward to developing many more successful projects together in the future.”

Guess it's back to the unemployment line for Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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Jennifer Love Less Desperate Now That Show Is Saved!

Filed under: TV NewsJennifer Love Hewitt

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ABC to the rescue!

Jennifer Love Hewitt can stop looking into doing vagazzled infomercials now. (Thank god!)

ABC is giving her popular series, the Ghost Whisperer, a lifeline after CBS cut it loose.

Jennifer's costar and former stalker BF revealed their is still "life" for their show as ABC execs are in the midst of "talking about" what to do with it.

Another year you don't have to resort to committing to Lifetime movies full-time for a career, huh Jennifer?!

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There's Still Hope For Jennifer Love Desperate!

Filed under: TV NewsJennifer Love Hewitt

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By some crazy miracle there are people who love The Ghost Whisperer and ABC might be picking up the canceled CBS show!

The Ghost Whisperer is co-owned by ABC and the show has already been sold in syndication, so network is interested in potentially airing the show.

The other positive (in THEIR minds) is Jennifer Love Hewitt as the star!

LOLs! Oh, ABC!

We'll have to see what happens!

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Cancelled!

Filed under: TV NewsJennifer Love HewittR.I.P.

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Devastation!

In a shocking move, CBS has cancelled its shiteous series, Ghost Whisperer!

OMG! What are the 55+ plus crowd going to do on Friday nights now??

CBS also cut the throats of Gary Unmarried, Cold Case, Miami Medical, Accidentally on Purpose, Numb3rs, and The New Adventures Of Old Christine.

Wow! Ruthless!

But don't worry, Jennifer Love Desperate! After you have yourself a nice cry into your Baja Blast and Crunchwrap Supreme tonight, you can channel all of those sad feelings into a new book!

This one can be called The Day I Got Fired: Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm An Unemployed Hack!

LOLz!

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Jennifer Love Desperate's Book Is The Perfect Storm Of Crazy

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We needed a good, hearty laugh today.

Some brilliant publisher thought it would be an inspired idea to let Jennifer Love Desperate write a book of relationship advice, The Day I Shot Cupid, and by some amazing, otherworldly twist of fate, it's being released right on the heels of the HACKtress's break-up with that gremlin Jamie Kennedy!

We've been wondering what kind of crazy desperation girlfriend would want to share with the world, and luckily for us, NPR writer Linda Holmes risked her sanity to read that mess and then compiled a list of the HIGHlights!

LOLz!

WARNING: Get ready for your brain to melt out of your ears as you read.

1. On page two of the introduction, the word "TRUTH" (in all caps, thusly) is followed by 23 exclamation points. On page three of the introduction, the word "love" is followed by five question marks. Two sentences later, the word "CUPID" is followed by two exclamation points. Three pages into the book — pages of the introduction, which comes after the preface — you're already basically reading the late stages of an Internet message-board meltdown.

2. On her own press: "I cannot even tell you how many times I've been reading an article, happy with what they have written, focusing on all the right things, and then, like the clap, it appears: serial dater." It seems to me that there is a very unfortunate and obviously unintentional parallel being drawn here between what causes one thing to "appear" and what causes another thing to "appear."

3. "Guys hate to spoon — they prefer to fork, lol!"

4. "This is embarrassing and personal, but once a month, since I was twelve years old, I go to my favorite jewelry store and try on my dream ring." She is 31 years old. If this is true, she has made roughly 225 trips to the jewelry store to try on engagement rings. I do not know where to go with this.

5. From the list of 20 Things To Do After A Breakup: "Make out with a stranger (he must be gorgeous or you'll feel worse)."

6. From the list of 10 Things To Do Before A Date: "Spray tan is a must."

7. From the list of Strikes, where if a guy has three, you forget it: "He keeps saying 'That's so dumb' when you're talking." Oh … Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm so sorry that possibly might have happened to you once or twice or I'm assuming you might not have brought it up.

8. "Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven."

9. From the list of What A Man Should Know: How to pick a diamond, and To always have a coat for you. A coat for you? Always? He should always have a coat for you? And pick out diamonds? I am beginning to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt and I do not share exactly the same priorities vis-a-vis romantic situations and also who is in charge of choosing and transporting our clothing.

10. I really don't want to go into detail about the last one. I will just point you to a video where she explains it. Because … apparently everyone had already heard about this except for me, so I was the only one completely weirded out by it. It is … NSFWPOFR (Not Safe For Watching Party Of Five Reruns), to say the least.

HA. Number FOUR. OMFG.

You might as well buy yourself that effing ring with your Ghost Whisperer paycheck, bb, because now that you've shown all of your crazy for the world to see, no self-respecting man in his right mind is coming near you!

Bwa ha ha ha ha.

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