Save some studs for the rest of us, mama!
If just half the rumors about Demi Moore's super sex-ay Mexican sabbatical are true, then her 51-year-old vagina saw more traffic this month than the 405 Freeway!
Not that we're judging!
The G.I. Jane actress is one empowered chica — Ashton, who?! — and we FULLY support her decision to get it while the getting is still good!
As soon as she returned stateside, however, sources say Demi quickly rekindled her romance with the Pink Taco king, Harry Morton!
Hmmm. Does your ravishing restauranteur realize you spent your holiday stuffing your face at another man's all-you-can-eat enchilada buffet?
It may not matter, as one source says the dashing duo is "definitely not dating."
Sounds like this cougar is still on the prowl! Meow!!!
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]