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Mmmm… What we wouldn't give to have Channing Tatum come over to our house and polish our expansive collection of action figures! LOLz!

The Real American Hero was big pimpin' in London tonight with The Rock Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, and other the co-stars of the highly explosive G.I. Joe sequel!

Yummy yum YUM! The sizzling-hot hunk of perfectly crafted deliciousness has the Big Ben in our pants standing at full attention!

We suppose we'll forgive Hollywood for churning out more movies based on toys so long as they continue to cast them with the stars of Magic Mike!

Please please puhhhhlease put Joe Manganiello in the My Little Pony movie!!! Ha!

See more pics from G.I. Joe: Retaliation's fabulous red carpet (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation was only months away from release when producers decided to go back to the drawing board!

They reportedly killed Channing Tatum's character off in one of the film's first scenes, evidently unaware he would soon emerge as one of the biggest sex symbols of his generation!

WHOOPS!

That's almost as silly as killing off Zac Efron's character in a gay porno before the pizza man even delivers the large sausage pie to the back door!

Thankfully, Paramount had no qualms about pushing back the release date, reshooting virtually everything, and, so far as we know, pasting Channing into more scenes!

Ch-ch-check out the most fascinating trailer for G.I. Joe 2 yet (above) — now with even MORE Magic Mike!

Between Channing, Bruce Willis, and the rock-hard Dwayne Johnson, we'd watch the whole thing on mute with extra-buttery popcorn hands! LOLz!!

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Last week studios pushed the release for G.I. Joe: Retaliation back nine months, claiming a need to beef up international numbers with added 3D.

Paramount fed us lies!! Fatty, carb-filled lies!!

The REAL reason behind the clusterfuzz?

The director accidentally murdered Channing Tatum!?

Not the actor — his character Duke!!

For some reason

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If you're one of the six or seven people really excited to watch G.I. Joe 2, you might want to sit down and take a few deep breaths.

Paramount just pushed back the release date to March, 2013!

Boo! Hiss!

So why did G.I. Joe get the shaft??

An anonymous studio insider in the know explained:

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Such a tragedy.

We're very sad to report that a crewmember working on the set for G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation has died following a fatal accident.

According to Paramount Pictures, the crewmember was in the process of tearing down the set when the accident occurred.

A source has said that he was "working on a high-powered scissor lift," which tipped over.

Here's what Paramount had to say about it in a statement:

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