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Conan Keeps His Tonight Show Staff Employed On Tour!!

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This is an unbelievably generous gesture.

Conan O'Brien finally announced today his upcoming 30 city comedy tour, The Legally Prohibited From Being On Television Tour, and sources are now revealing that the funny ginge isn't making any $$$ for himself - he's only doing it to keep members of his former Tonight Show working!!

What a stand-up guy!!

Don't worry about him going bankrupt, however! NBC gave him a $32.5 million severance package before kicking him off the air!!

We still think he's a class act, though!!

Kudos, Conan!!

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SHOCKER: Dina Lohan Comments On Lindsanity's Lawsuit

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Because it really wouldn't be Lindsanity without her…

If you haven't already heard, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade over their HIGHlarious commercial that features a boyfriend-stealing 'milkaholic' baby named Lindsay.

Of course, Dina Lohan got wind that her daughter was making headlines again, so naturally, she picked her drunk ass off the floor and jumped at the chance to weigh in on the crazy!!

Orange Oprah says:

"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."

BWAH HA HA HA. BLASPHEMY!!

Our apologies, we forgot that we had stumbled into the incoherent world according to Lindsanity, where her enAAbling mom tells her every day she is as high-profile as Cher or Madonna!!

Get a grip, you pyscho, you're half the reason your daughter is as messed up as she is!!

You're right on one thing - she is a CHILD, but she wouldn't have to 'survive' Hollywood if you hadn't let her run amock and destroy her career!!

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Sarah Palin's Tonight Show Interview Was Edited To Make Her Look Better?

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Wow.

We're pretty stunned. Especially because we may have been fooled by it.

Writer and activist Micheal Stinson, who apparently hates Sarah Palin more than we do, flew to El Lay with his wife to be in the audience during the newly re-Leno'd Tonight Show, which featured the Alaskan trainwreck as a guest on its second night.

Now Stinson has come forward with some SHOCKING allegations against NBC and the talk show, claiming they manipulated Sexy Sarah's interview by dubbing laugh tracks over to make her appear funny and well-received, when apparently she got nothing but awkward silence her ENTIRE segment.

You can read the full article here, but it's a little lengthy, so here are some highlights:

But when Jay brought out Sarah Palin, she was completely nerved. Watch the video, check out her breathing, she's freaked and talks a mile a minute. Both my wife and I agreed - when you actually get close enough, she's just plain creepy, and those yech vibes filled the room.

And while NBC Sold Palin, she sold her body, jiggling, teasing, pushing the cutesy-pie, what we used to call in the military, a "prick tease." She short circuits brains, deflects the fact that most of what she says is nonsense or hateful, as lizard layers of right wing men's brains hum a sexual fantasy tune, and women who have thrown all sense of propriety to the wind, watching her strip, want to be just like her. Rich. Stupid. The sweet "Bite Me" bitch attitude she's honed to an art form. No, she doesn't just "wink" - she uses her whole body to sell the package. Turn off the sound, just watch her body language. I find it whorish, repulsive, and I'm no prude.

They added laughter where there was none during uncomfortable portions. Well, there was some laughter. Mine, of derision. During those pregnant pauses in her performance I was laughing long and loud, couldn't help myself as much of what she was saying was utterly surreal, ridiculous, hypocritical - nonsense, spewed platitudes, pushed buttons. I was seriously thinking of leaving as it was getting hysterically unfunny.

After sitting through the taping of the show in the studio I can recount many portions where there was little or no laughter or response, but at the later broadcast they are smoothed over with applause and laughter that WERE NOT THERE at the taping. Groans, hoots, grumbling, or just dead silence - all missing.

They should bear some responsibilty for hawking a defective product. This is corporate shilling in the worst way, not only to raise Leno's ratings, but to push Palin on a crowd with fake laughter and applause. The applause sign is one thing, an American institution. But INSERTING Laughter for Sarah Palin? Try to realize that while you may be laughing at the things she says, because she's a train wreck, the corporate powers that be are ADJUSTING the laughter so it appears APPROPRIATE. I worked in a mental institution. The very basic definition of insanity is "inappropriate laughter" WHO decides what's "appropriate?" Apparently, corporations. Not you. The Tonight Show is a lie, more than ever a corporate shill that's performing a cultural engineering service. Selling garbage, that is literally ruinous to our nation and women's rights.

While this dude clearly has a serious agenda against Palin, if he's being 100% truthful, this is seriously effed up and despicable.

Once again, this proves that Jay Leno has no problem being a complete DOUCHE and throwing whatever is in his way - whether it be what's left of his integrity or a certain unnamed ginge - under one of his 745 cars to get more publicity and money.

Hopefully audiences at home will see the segment and establish on their own what an effing hateful psychopath Palin is, but to deliberately attempt to manipulate viewer's opinions through laugh tracks - gross.

Shame on you, NBC.

What do U think? Was anybody else there who can vouche for or deny this report??

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It's Official! Conan Returns To The Stage!!

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What a shroud of secrecy!! We LOVE it.

Ticketmaster is reportedly prepping to sell tickets to a stage show starring Conan O'Brien at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix!!

Neither the ginge nor the theater have announced what the show will entail, but you can buy tickets this Monday!!

If this has anything to do with what we posted last month, then they certainly wasted NO time getting the ball rolling!!

The performance is set for April 30th.

What do U think Conan will be doing at this random performance??

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