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Hope Simpleton Doesn't Watch Glee!

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They're going to take a cheap shot at her tonight!

In the much anticipated return of Glee, the show gives a low-blow to Jessica Simpson in the form of a humorous voiceover by Finn, played by the adorable Cory Monteith. In the premiere, Finn says:

“Sometimes I wish I could be more like Coach Tanka. He pulled a Jessica Simpson — you know, lost his fiancé, gained 40 pounds, stopped showering, and everyone acts like that is totally normal.”

Ouch!

So should we expect to see bits of blonde and foundation all over the streets when Jessica blows a gasket tonight? According to a close pal who spoke to Life & Style, not so much. Seems Simpleton has toughened up and is so used to being a "punching bag" that it doesn't phase her anymore.

Sure. After you've been called sexual napalm in a nation publication, nothing else should really bother you!

[Image via WENN.]

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"Save It Patty Hearst, I'm Not Buying Any Stockholm Syndrome Today, Thank You!!"

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This is HIGHlarious!! And we're glad SOMEONE finally said it!!

For everyone who is infuriated by the end of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, here's what would have happened if Juliet had a sassy gay friend to set her whiney ass straight!!

We LOVE it!

We think Bella from Twilight needs a sassy gay friend, too!! That stupid bitch needs her head examined!

Do her next!!

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