As if the homeless didn’t have enough on their plates!!
Hmmm. Technically most are malnourished so they probably don’t have enough on their plates. Or, you know, own dishware in the first place, but we digress…
A faux vampire attacked a member of San Diego’s homeless community Monday, kicking him in the head and the ribs.
Side note: Anyone worried about the mysterious assailant with "vampire teeth" might want to consider purchasing their very own vampire hunting kit — better safe than sorry!
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