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Here She Goes Again! Victoria Jackson Claims To Not Be Homophobic, Wants To Prove It!

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Ha! As if anyone even cares about her ignorance enough to want to see her back on TV!

Victoria Jackson, the former Saturday Night Live castmember who caused some controversy last month when she criticized Kurt and Blaine's romance on Glee for being "sickening," now claims that she's not, in fact, homophobic, and wants to prove it to the world by going on Wife Swap with a gay couple!

She writes:

“My agent thinks they'd swap me with a gay couple. That would be great because then I could show the world that I love gay people and I'm not the homophobic hate-monger the media are making me out to be. The other perk is that I could afford that Tacoma pick-up truck I want and pay off my credit card.”

She also claims that Glee is a well-written show, but “it's a shame they have to sprinkle immorality all over it.”

Oh, okay. We were confused. You're NOT homophobic and you love gay people, but showing same-sex characters falling in love is immoral?

We can't figure out if she really doesn't realize how ignorant and offensive she is, or if she does, and is just trying to drum up some press for herself!

Either way - it's pretty deplorable!

But good luck paying off that credit card, gurl!

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Lesbians Who Look Like The Biebs Say No To New Haircut!

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Well, that's the word on the street according to the blog Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, a website devoted to posting pics of lesbians with that famous hairstyle of his before the cut just a short while ago!

So how does the founder of the site, who is also a lesbian sporting an original Bieb, know that there hasn't been a monumental shift??

She spoke a bit about it:

"I get submissions every single day. Since he cut his hair, that hasn't changed. But I'm still getting the same amount of pictures of girls with the swoopy Justin Bieber hair, not the new style. It's like everyone wants to ignore the new cut, just like everyone wants to ignore the fact that he's dating Selena Gomez. It's one of those 'say it ain't so' moments."

LOLz!

We def think people want to push the Selenita thing out of their minds, it makes the Bieb dream hard to visualize!!

The owner of the site does make an excellent point about Bieb's intro hair style:

"Even if he cuts his hair, he can't escape the Justin Bieber hairstyle. People will always talk about it, even when he's an old man. It's like Jennifer Aniston and 'The Rachel.' It will never, ever go away."

That's true, we know for sure that we'll never be able to separate him from it completely!!

Well, all we can really say is that if you wanna go for the original Biebs and stick with it, we're all for it!

Whatever makes you happiest, ladies!

We guess that only time will tell if the legend himself will return to his flocks of look-a-likes!

Biebs, bb! Come in and let us know what you think about all this!!

And U, thoughts??

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John Mayer Wants Eva Longoria Too!

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Stay away, Eva, STAY AWAY!!

The last thing you need is serial dater John Mayer all up in your sexual napalm!

Although, unfortunately, he is certainly going to to try his hardest as friends say, he "is crazy about Eva," adding, "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva."

Good thing Eva knows better!

A friend of hers says, "No way is Eva thinking of another man right now. Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart."

Eva is getting a divorce from a CHEATING HUSBAND!! What makes him think she would want to get involved in the least monogamous guy ever?? Yeah, we didn't think so.

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Demi's Dad Keeps Yapping!

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This man just needs to stop. Right now.

Patrick Lovato, Demi Lovato's father, is still talking to the press about her daughter's recent admittance to a rehab facility, and claims now that he spoke to her on the phone, and that she confirmed to him that the current rumor that her problems stemmed from the death of her friend/possible boyfriend David Osborn put her over the edge emotionally and mentally.

He says:

“Demi’s doing great, she’s such a strong girl. She told me she’s getting better. She was really heartbroken. She was really in love with the guy. Bless her heart. She’s always been an honest person, what can I say? All I’ve got here is my dog Daytona but I’ve offered to let Demi come and stay here any time she wants to.”

We think it's pretty foul that this guy is using something as difficult and emotionally trying as his daughter's emotional breakdown and subsequent stay in rehab to get press, and a part of us tends to doubt that he's actually spoken to her!

We really hope that he'll just leave her alone and not add any more complications to her life!

Poor thing. We're still thinking of you, bb.

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The Bling Ring Twit Thinks That She's An Author! Alexis Neiers To "Write" Book

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Oh, we're sure this will just be a captivating read!

Pretty Stoopid Wild star and Bling Ring jailbird Alexis Neiers is reportedly set to write a book loosely based on her moronic life!

The 18 year old, whom we're shocked to believe can even spell her own name, is shopping around a story that would be "Gossip Girl goes to Hollywood" and focus on "Hollywood's most infamous party girls."

We're sorry. Come again?

A z-list reality star who's most famous for breaking into the homes of legitimate celebrities thinks she can write a book as though she's somehow included in that group?

We wouldn't even use the pages of that mess as toilet paper!

Her idiocy is probably contagious!

Thoughts??

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Boo-Hoo, Lily!

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Oh, for goodness sake, AGAIN, you ungrateful hack?!

Lily Allen is once again shitting all over her success as a musician, and claims that she quit because the industry is just too negative!

She whined:

"I feel like a naughty kid that's just dropped out of school. People think it's amazing being a popstar, but for all the good things that happen, you end up getting burnt, sad and losing a sense of who you are. I want to do something I love with real value, that will work with me having kids."

Maybe if you had a better attitude, bitch, you wouldn't have been so effing miserable!

Let's hope you don't decide you feel the same way about being a parent in a year or two!

You can't quit kids, bb!

BARF.

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Sluts McGee Comments On Jesse's New Love With Kat Von D!

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Oh, BARF!

And just when we thought we were rid of this swamp donkey for good!

Now that Jesse James is publicly exchanging STDs fluids with Kat von D, his original homewrecking whore Sluts McGee has reared her head to cash in once more comment on his newfound love!

She says:

"There are no hard feelings towards Jesse. I just always wish him the best with Kat and everything… I kind of joke around with Kat, but I have no hard feelings or anything. I've never met her before, no… She's probably so sick of people comparing her to me, but I get compared to her all of the time so it’s whatever."

Oh, pul-leease, bb. Let's not kid ourselves!

Say what you want about Miz von D, but the only thing that we can feel comfortable comparing you to is a used condom in a gas station bathroom!

And may that be the last we ever have to hear from you!

Thoughts??

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