Wow! Looks like the U.S. Government got something right!
The Treasury did, at least.
Wayne Klinkel has an old golden retriever, Sundance.
Sundance is a great dog and super cute but tends to indiscriminately eat anything.
On one unlucky day, he happened to eat $500!!
When visiting his daughter, he and his wife left Sundance in their car for about 45 minutes.
At some point, Sundance got into a cubbyhole between the car's front seats and found five $100 bills. He promptly ate them.
After waiting several days and following around his dog with rubber gloves and plastic baggies, he recovered most of his money. Then, after some serious scrubbing with "lots of dish soap," Klinkel dried, ironed and taped the bills back together.
After he discovered that no bank was willing to swap out his busted bills, he went to U.S. Treasury Department's Bureau of Engraving and Printing. They said:
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