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BTW, Ed Sheeran Smashed Justin Bieber In The Face With A Golf Club And We're Just Hearing About It Now!!

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Ed clocks Bieber in the face!

Something all of us have wanted to do at one time or another! LOLz!

In a new interview with The Guardian, Ed Sheeran fondly reminisces about the time he smashed Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club!

Related: Ed Reveals When Taylor Swift's Album Is Coming Out

Allow the singer to set the scene:

"We were in Japan. We'd been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I got hammered. Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth. I was like, ‘Fuck, I need to aim this properly,' and I swung."

Okay, first of all, if Justin was sober and Ed was the drunk one, why was it Justin's brilliant idea to have Ed hit a golf ball out of his mouth??? Sounds like something a totally sloshed person would think up!

Ed continued:

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Donald Trump Has Played Quite A Bit Of Golf As POTUS — But Let's Remember The Times He BLASTED Barack Obama For The Same Thing!

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And the biggest hypocrite award goes to… Donald Trump, of course!

On Saturday, the president played some golf with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan at two of his courses in South Florida. This is ironic, since the businessman spent the last few years bashing Barack Obama for hitting the links while being POTUS. Classic, Drumpf!

Related: Sears & Kmart To Discontinue Online Sales Of Trump Products!

In fact, this is the Commander-In-Chief's SECOND visit to Florida — where his properties Mar-a-Lago, Trump National Golf Club, and Trump International Golf Club are located — since taking office back on January 20. The Orange politician even proudly took to Twitter to brag about his golf outing as he wrote:

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Stumpy-Fingered Old Man Scribbles In Diary

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We've all been looking at this Twitter thing wrong, at least as it relates to Donald Trump.

Suuuuure, he's doing it in a totally inappropriate way, and suuuuuure, it's unbecoming of a President to call out everything from businesses to federal court judges using the service when you're an elected official, but what if Trump doesn't know Twitter is public?

Like, what if this poor old guy thinks it's a personal diary or something?

Related: Dear Diary, Press Conferences Are Terrible…

No, seriously.

Read these tweets (below), but put the words "Dear Diary" in front of them:

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Scotland Hated Donald Trump First & Best!!!

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Scotland stands up to Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is hated by pretty much everyone, but Scotland was first!

In a new, highly hilarious and educational clip, Samantha Bee explores Scotland's hate for the orange excrement, sending comedian Amy Hoggart to the country of "people who are born crotchety" to get tips on how to resist the oppressor.

Related: LeBron James & Steph Curry Slam Trump's Muslim Ban

Amy visits with Michael Forbes, the farmer who back in 2011 wouldn't give up his land so Drumpf could build yet another stupid golf course, and who the billionaire later called a pig for not selling to him.

Forbes fought back by putting a big sign on the side of his shed that read "Trump The Greatest Liar." LOLz! Skewer him!!!

Watch the video (below) to learn who else stood up to the tangerine tantrum-thrower!

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Sorry, Tom Brady — Both Mark Wahlberg AND Donald Trump Left Watching The Super Bowl Early!

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People are boasting about Tom Brady's "greatest comeback" in Super Bowl history last night… but two (surprising) people missed the grand finale!

Mark Wahlberg and Donald Trump both left early from watching the game — for two very different reasons!

The die-hard New England fan, who was in Houston with his his wife, Reah Durham, and their two sons, Michael and Brendan unfortunately had to scoot out of the stadium early as his son wasn't feeling well. Sad!

Related: How Celebs Enjoyed Super Bowl LI!

The actor shared:

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Donald Trump Just Lost A Shit-Ton Of $$$!

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More like asshole-in-one…

On Wednesday, U.S. District Court Judge Kenneth Marra ruled that Donald Trump's golf course in Jupiter, Florida — Trump National Golf Club — must pay former members $5.7 million dollars!

Related: Donald Trump Wants To Kick Out More Immigrants!

Back in 2013, a class action lawsuit was filed against the luxury establishment after 65 individuals claimed the terms of their membership changed when the businessman took over in 2012. As a result, they were unlawfully kicked out of the resort.

Being the cheapskate that he is, the now-President allegedly refused to give people back their deposits — ranging from $35,000 to $210,000 — AND their annual dues.

Trump's team has yet to comment.

Donnie is a failure in both politics AND business!

[Image via WENN.]

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Donald Trump Got His False Ideas About Widespread Voter Fraud From A Golfer?? Let Seth Meyers Explain!

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Donald Trump is being haunted by the ghosts of voters past!

That's what Seth Meyers gathered from POTUS's recent voter fraud obsession, in which he claimed he'd investigate "those registered to vote who are dead."

Unsurprisingly, Late Night had another Trump-focused "A Closer Look" segment on Thursday night amid the President's ridiculous first week in office.

Related: Mexico's President Abruptly CANCELS Meeting With Trump!

Meyers explained Trump's claims that millions voted illegally in the election were debunked by Democrats, Republicans, and even his own lawyers. So where did Trump's war against voter fraud come from in the first place?

Apparently, German Golf pro Bernhard Langer, who reportedly told the bronzed businessman he couldn't cast his ballot because there were too many Mexicans in front of him at the voting station.

LOL, why are we not the least bit surprised?

Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to see Seth rip on POTUS's latest and lamest, like how he ended his first presidential interview with ABC by — you guessed it — bragging about his inauguration size!

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