Do you own a golf course in Ohio? Do we have a deal for you!
For only $58,000, you too can own a Bubba Watson Hovercraft Golf Cart to let your drunk idiot customers use and inevitably crash! LOLz!
Actually, anyone can buy one — the story here is that a golf course in Ohio has ordered a fleet of them for their players! We're willing to bet that customer attraction is going to skyrocket for Windy Knoll Golf Club in Springfield, Ohio!
Here's what the general manager for the course said:
'We thought it was really cool, and we were looking for a hook that might help people notice the golf course and come out and play."
Honestly if that doesn't boost players, we don't know what will — it looks freaking amazeballz (above)! So much so that we might even take up golf just to use one! LOLz!
They're not very cost effective, though, regardless of how they'll reduce traditional carts damaging the course. You can tell by the course charging players $230 to rent them for a single round… that's PRETTY STEEP!
FINE. SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY!