Gay-friendly… Stand behind… get it?
Because when engaging in certain perfectly valid forms of sexual activity, one person often positions themselves behind… Oh, you know what? Just Google "anal sex diagram" and figure out our pun for yourselves.
At any rate, we're THRILLED to report many American corporations favor equal rights for their customers.
Schnipper's Quality Kitchen, for example, plans to donate a portion of their profits to Marriage Equality USA.
And, yes, this is a very thinly veiled jab at Chick-fil-A and its gay-bashing owner Dan Cathy.
Schnipper's, an NYC staple, plans to donate a buck from every chicken sale for the entire month of August.
Their Facebook page states: