Somebody get her the psychiatric evaluation STAT, because gurlfriend is going to absolutely go EFFING NUTS when she hears this!
Once Lindsanity LOLhan gets thrown behind bars, the hard-pAArtying wacktress is apparently going to have some pretty intense restrictions (at least for her) in the Lynwood, CA jail - where she is expected to do her time!
Cosmetics and hair extensions are reportedly banned, as well as smoking!
Oh shiz! Those are like her three favorite things!
Well…other than drugs and booze and making excuses! Bwa ha ha!
That being said, we can't wait to see what she looks like after two HOURS in prison, let alone 90 days! Poor thing is going to be catatonic from withdrawal!
She's gotta learn somehow! Good luck bitch!
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