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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Really Like You To Have A Box Of Organic Condoms

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Gwyneth Paltrow releases Valentine's Day gift guide.

Goop gift guides are always so bizarre, that we have to wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow gets off on the weirdness.

We wouldn't be all that surprised!

This year's Valentine's Day gift compilations (there are guides for men, women, couples, and single folk) include a lot of sex-related items, so the pressure's really on to bump uglies this February 14! Which is just a little over two weeks away!

Related: Gwyneth Says Chris Martin Would Take A Bullet For Her

Gwynnie has included bondage rope, silk blind folds, spicy lingerie, jewelry shaped like tits and ass, lace masks, and sex oil, just to name a few.

Our fave, however, is definitely the box of organic condoms ($14 for a ten-pack), which the actress describes as:

"You (and your partner) won't feel these brilliant, nontoxic (sadly, regular condoms are often made with synthetic dyes and fragrances), fair-trade, vegan-friendly, lubricated latex condoms at all. They're the cleanest way to practice (fantastic) safe sex."

Sounds kinda hot! We never thought a condom could be all of those things! It's great!

Then there are the expensive, non-sexual items, like a $374 Tiffany & Co. silver harmonica, $260 Prada flashlight, and $195 "energy clearing" kit, whatever the hell that means.

The most expensive thing on the list is presumably a stay at the Babington House in Somerset England, where the price is only upon request. Mhmm, we know where they're going with that one!

All told, we'd say this isn't even the most outrageous of Gwynnie's gift guides.

Remember when she was hawking Dennis Hopper's personal record collection for $150K???

Will you just be sticking to chocolates and flowers for your loved one this year, Perezcious readers???

[Image via WENN.]

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Annual Goop Gift Guide Boasts $125,000 Gold Dumbbells AND A $90,000 Trip To Space!

Gwyneth Paltrow's annual Goop guide is crazy as always.

You wouldn't dare regift these crazy things!

Gwyneth Paltrow's annual Goop holiday gift guide is always fun to look at in horrified fascination, even if it is tongue-in-cheek itself.

Related: Gwynnie & Chris Martin Have Tried To Remain Friends

It just boggles the mind to think that people are actually buying these things!

This year's edition features a $40,000 speaker and $55,000 headphones, which together cost MORE than the actual trip to space you can take for $90,000!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Spend $5K On A Gold Juicer This Holiday Season! See Her Crazy Gift Guide HERE!

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It's that extra special time of year again!

Gwyneth Paltrow's released her annual Goop Gift Guide just in time for the holidays!

As you may know, there's always some outrageously expensive, absurd, and unnecessary items on the list. That's what makes it so fun!

[ Related: Gwynnie Releases Apple And Moses' Holiday Wish Lists ]

Though, surprisingly enough, Gwynnie did admit her attempt to keep the prices from being too exorbitant this year. The intro to the guide reads:

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