Phallic imagery is always awesome, so we appreciate this photo of Nicki Minaj wrapped in a yellow-green garden hose.
If only real schlongs were that long! LOLz!
The rapper is dubbed this year's "Poet Laureate" in GQ magazine's annual Hottest Women in Culture list, and they credit her truly poetic verses from Anaconda for gaining her the honor!
We can't imagine anybody arguing that!
Whoever compiled the rankings must've had a great time at work that day!
Ch-ch-check out the other ladies posing seXXXy in the gallery (above)!
[Image via GQ.]