Few things go together better than grandparents and salsa!
Not to munch on, mind you — dipping old dudes into salsa would make for a morally contentious and logistically problematic game day snack!
Even if gramps was light enough to hold upside down by his Achilles, you'd need a whole kiddie pool filled with salsa to make sure he's sufficiently saturated! Otherwise, you need to stick the old fella' is in a bathtub and ladle the chunky, delicious red stuff onto their soft, balding heads, but, well… snacking in the bathroom is just plain weird!
But we digress…
We meant to say we love old folks and salsa dancing!
Ch-ch-check out the uber-HIGHlarious viral video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Disney, you know we love you but you have got to crack it down in the parks. For realz.
Not only was Disneyland rocked with a dry ice explosion this week — one planted by an employee no less — now Disney World has its own horrible smear for PR to clean up.
You see, a grandma and her darling grandson (we say darling on the assumption that he's not one of the kids who tries to kick the wandering ducks) were just trying to enjoy the Dinosaur ride when they found a LOADED FREAKIN' PISTOL!
Like, what the actual f*ck.
Naturally she turned it into park authorities who then called Orange County Sheriffs on to the scene. Luckily, they found