Oh for goodness sake! Can't anyone in this effing family keep their shiz together?!
Brandon Davis was arrested last night on charges of battery and possession of a controlled substance after he punched Chelsea Lately castmember Ben Gleib in the face at the Roosevelt Hotel.
The socialite otherwise known as Greasy Bear was apparently denied entry to Beacher's Madhouse beforehand for "erratic behavior," and upon his arrest authorities found cocaine on him!
Just lovely, as always!
Have fun trying to slither your way out of this one, Brandon!
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Tags: arrest, ben gleib, chelsea lately, erratic behavior, greasy bear, hotel roosevelt
Well, well - what do we have here?
We thought we smelled the overwhelming, RANK musk of entitlement and grease!
Kourtney Kardashian's douchebag boyfriend, Scott Disick, decided to celebrate his Cinco de Mayo by terrorizing the streets of Beverly Hills with none other than Brandon Davis!
We're sure right after these photos were taken, these two lubed up with oil from each other's hair and had a long, slippery jerk off session together over how great they both are!!
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Tags: barf, beverly hills, cinco de mayo, douchebags, grease, greasy bear, gross, out and about, scott disick
What a STOOPID loser!
The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis has apparently wiped all the grease and jizz out of his eyes and realized that he's completely irrelevant, because he's resorted to making shiz up just for attention!
Apparently, the twat was overheard telling a friend that Avril Lavigne cheated on Brody Jenner with HIM!
Insiders, of course, are confirming that this DEFINITELY did not happen.
HA! Sorry, bb!
You must really FAIL if even Avril Lavigne wouldn't be caught dead kissing you!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: affair, bull shiz, douchebags, famewhores, greasy bear, lies