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Ben Affleck Masterminding Justice League Movie?!

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WHAT WHAT WHAT!

Well slap some skin-tight, bullet-proof leather on our body ’cause we've heard whisperings that Ben Affleck has been asked to DIRECT the Justice League movie!

Ben has supposedly already been sent the Will Beall-penned script for DC Comics' not so rag-tag team of iconic super heroes (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern), and The Town director will be talking to studio execs about The Avengers' rival project super soon!

While we know

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Slide Over Avengers, Justice League Wants A Ride In The Cash Cab Too!

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Justice League assemble!

Hmmm. Warner Bros might want to take a crack at their own tagline.

In any event, since Avengers box office returns have already eclipsed the entire GNP of the country of Belize, it should surprise no one and their mothers that WB and DC Comics will strike while the iron is hot investors are handing out cash for comic flicks like they were broken ATMs.

Yes, a Justice League movie is on the way and the studio has hired Will Beall to pen the script.

He’s scorching hot in Hollywood right now with Gangster Squad soon to be released and the Logan’s Run and Lethal Weapon remakes both in the works.

Green Lantern, Flash, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, even Batman and Superman — all together in one film!!

Can’t you just imagine the sweet sweaty, succulent superhero on superhero action? Can you just IMAGINE if they could get Ryan Reynolds, Christian Bale and Henry Cavill to do it?! Mmm!!!!

How could it POSSIBLY go wrong??

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ScarJo And RyRy Finally Split Up CD Collection Sell Home

Divorce Shack Scarlett Johansson Ryan Reynolds

Sold! To the man in the yellow hat, for 3.4 million buckaroonies!

Okay, so we’re not sure who actually bought Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson’s mansion, LOLz!!

But there is a new homeowner in El Lay who can now prep his or her breakfast on the very same granite kitchen countertops Black Widow and Green Lantern did those kind of tantalizing vulgar acitivities you only read about in Fifty Shades of Grey.

In an era were celebrity homes stay on the market long enough to apply for AARP membership, RyRy and ScarJo unloaded their old house surprisingly

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And DC Comic’s New Gay Superhero Is…

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Batman!!!!

PSYCH.

It’s The Green Lantern!

The emerald defender, one of DC Comics classic superheroes, has been rewritten as homosexual as part of the artistic brand’s New 52 initiative - a reimagining of legendary characters for today’s more enlightened society!

Alan Scott AKA The Green Lantern was originally a married father of two, whose son was previously written as gay.

BUT, because the super has been youthfully revamped, Scott’s family life was nixed and writer James Robinson suggested Scott be gay instead.

Robinson recently expressed:

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Fox Wants To Reboot Fantastic 4 With Chronicle Director

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In the never ending parade of reboots, Fox wants to reboot the Fantastic Four franchise, and they want the director of the upcoming movie Chronicle to do it.

We just can't wait until the next round of rebooting reboots. That'll be fun!

Josh Trank seems like a cool choice to do it, though, as his feature debut Chronicle is actually a superhero flick — using the found footage technique. The low-budget, ultra-realistic feel to it could be something cool to bring to the table of a AAA title like the Fantastic Four.

We suppose they could have chosen much worse. Now all thet need to do is lock him down!

The only problem is that they got the writer for the pretty bad Green Lantern to write the reboot. Let's hope he's learned some lessons after that!

Do U want to see a reboot of this??

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For Your Consideration…

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We LOVE us some Ry Ry, but there's no effing way that Green Lantern deserves any of these awards, except MAYBE Best Visual Effects or something…

The first round of For Your Consideration ads have been released, and we're not surprised by TOO many of the films going for that Best Picture Oscar!

We're glad to see Moneyball and The Ides of March here…but what about that other Ryan Gosling movie we saw this year? Where's Drive??? Hopefully we'll see that one show up in round two!

Check out the first For Your Consideration ads (below), and let us know which films U think deserve to win big this year!

P.S. Green Lantern?!?!?!? Is that a joke or what, Variety?!?!?!?!?!?

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Superheroes That Haven't Had Movies Yet And Should!

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Back off, Batman! Go away, Green Lantern! We want to see movies about THESE superheroes!!!!!!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

CLICK HERE to view a gallery of superheroes that haven't gotten any Hollywood love…and totally should!

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