Home Videos Photos

All tag results for guam

Comic Ralphie May Busted For Pot Possession

Filed under: TV NewsDrugsBusted!VH1

ralphiemaypotwenn.jpg

Tsk Tsk!

Comedian Ralphie May, winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing and former cast member on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, was detained at the international airport in Guam after he was suspected for having a bag of marijuana in his luggage.

A customs agency dog named Nickey, sniffed the marijuana out, which ended up weighing less than an ounce.

Because the amount was so small, May had to go to court and only pay a fine of up to $100.

"If it was more than an ounce it's handled differently," Santo Tomas, a customs agen, said. "But for this particular thing he was to show up and pay a fine."

May's promoter, James Castro, who brought him to Guan to perform, said that May expressed regrets and he looks forward to returning to Guam. "He plans on coming back with his family and will not be doing that again," Castro said.

Ha! We hope not!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , ,

Permalink / 17 comments / Email this  »

Wise Words, Minka Kelly!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsZ List

mklljb.jpg

She may be z-list and a bitch to fly with, but these are some pretty wise words!

Minka Kelly recently passed along some brilliant advice for hard-pAArtying wacktress Lindsanity LOLhan, and we hope that mess takes it!

She says:

"She should move to Guam. I'm not kidding. She should move to Guam for like a year. She's addicted to being in front of paparazzi… if she just escaped and went somewhere where she's not important to the paparazzi, she'd get herself better."

Ha! Agreed!

Too bad the only trip Lindsay will be taking any time soon is to a jail cell!

[Images via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , ,

Permalink / 24 comments / Email this  »