We know she's joking, but still, that's a bit harsh…
Modern Family's Julie Bowen did want to have another baby after the birth of her son Oliver (now, four), but she definitely wasn't ready for TWINS.
She recently revealed in an interview that she wasn't prepared to have a double dose of babies. She said in a recent interview in More magazine:
"I did not want twins as a second go-around. I should have been much more cautious. I should have had … half sex?
Everybody asked me, 'How many did you put in?' [in reference to speculation that she turned to in vitro] and I'd be like, 'Just one penis. Thanks!'
At the time I only had one kid, but with two on the way I was always hearing talk about golden mystical baby things and precious time. And I was like, 'Who the f— are you talking to?!' If you could see me naked, you would weep. Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house."
LOLz! That is pretty funny, but one of your boys might read this interview one day, Julie!! How will you explain that to them??
The cool thing is that the actress is one of the few mothers in Hollywood who is completely hands-on with her kids. She says:
"I have three kids. I should know how to take care of them.
We'd be like, 'Here comes Saturday. It’s going to be a long-ass weekend.' All we did was poop patrol for 48 hours. When Monday would come, we'd be like, Thank God.'
I'm constantly shocked that I am successfully taking care of this family and that I'm capable of putting their needs in front of mine. I don't think I could have done it in my twenties."
Well, it does sound like she is doing something right. Let's just hope her twin boys John and Gus don't find out that she only wanted one of them!
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