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Prostitution Whore Wishes Death Upon Castmate's Daughter!

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Wait - she drags this girl to court for tugging her busted weave and still thinks it's appropriate to write THIS?!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's certifiably insane super villianess Danielle Staub has just gotten - we don't even know how this is possible - even CRAZIER recently when she essentially wished death upon her co-star Jacqueline Laurita's daughter, Ashley Holmes, via Twitter!

Here's what went down.

Apparently, one of her psychotic followers tweeted her the following message:

ItsMyBDAYToday AndIWant @_ashleyholmes 2 kill herself & videotape so I can sit back, relax, & share the popcorn w/ @DanielleStaub.

Disturbing stuff on its own, right? Well, the busted Danielle, who is starting to look and act more like Lord Voldemort than Jafar from Aladdin, responded back to him:

@PriinceEdwiin HAPPY BIRTHDAY boo!!!! May Every wish come true!!

Seriously? You're going to wish death upon a 19 year old girl? SERIOUSLY, you psychotic gutter pig?

That is some fucked up shiz, even for you. Deplorable!

We think the Prostitution Whore needs to be locked up! Preferably in a straight jacket, and with no one to give her any attention!

Bitch probably melts without it.

Unless she's turned pieces of her weave into whorehorcruxes! Then we'll never be rid of her!

We shudder to think what kind of world that would be. Bleck!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Tiger's Lawyers Make Sure His #1 Whore Is Keeping Her Mouth Shut In Celebrity Rehab!

Filed under: DrugsLegal MattersLove LineTiger WoodsDr. Drew

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We'd be keeping tabs on her, too! Everyone knows that girlfriend is capable of doing just about anything for some ca$h!

Tiger Woods' attorneys are reportedly concerned about gutter troll Rachel Uchitel's stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, because they don't want her to talk about any of the nasty shiz she might have done with him!

One of the terms of her $10 million pay out from the douchebag golfer is that she's not allowed to mention him publicly in any capacity, so his lawyers have been keeping in touch to make sure her mouth is shut.

However, sources at Celebrity Rehab claim that Rachel is being very well-behaved, and Tiger hasn't come up at all!

She may be a shameless, homewrecking swamp donkey, but she's apparently not STOOPID! LOLs!

Good to know!

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Another Baby On The Way For Levi Johnston?!

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Seriously?! AGAIN, you dumbass??

Someone needs to steralize this douche!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston may have impregnated another girl while he and Sexy Sarah's daughter were separated - his former girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia!

However, the paternity of the unborn child is still up in the air, because it could be from another ex-boyfriend!

Bristol is reportedly livid, and according to a source:

"She just found out about Lanesia's pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn't serious - it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She's really jealous. Lanesia's planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She's extremely embarrassed she doesn't know who the father is."

Wow! This gutter troll sounds like just as much a winner as Bristol!

Let's all just take a moment to pray that Levi has not once again spawned, for the sake of that poor unborn child! It's a travesty enough that there already is an infant in the world who will grow up that has to know him as "Daddy."

And for goodness sake, will SOMEONE ship some effing condoms up to Alaska?! This is getting ridiculous!

Thoughts??

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Ke$ha Supports Animal Rights, Is Still Nasty

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How the eff does she take something completely lovely and simple - perhaps even admirable - and make it nasty and trashy?

That horrific swamp skank Ke$ha wants the world to know that she supports animal rights, but of course she expresses it in the grossest way possible.

She explains:

"I just love animals, and I'm an advocate for animals' rights, and my family has rescued dogs from all over the world. I don't believe in animal testing. If you see me in fur, it's always fake. Sometimes you see me wearing skulls, but those are all from roadkill."

Barf and BARF.

That being said, we think roadkill animal skulls would be super seksi, bb - just make sure to accessorize it with another pearl necklace!

Bwa ha ha.

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Homewrecker Got Paid BIG TIME For Celebrity Rehab Appearance!

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Are you kidding? Was she seriously THAT in demand?

Sources close to the production of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew claimed that professional homewrecker and slam pig Rachel Uchitel originally turned down an offer to appear on the reality show, but producers bumped up her paycheck to $500,000 so she'd agree to be treated for her addiction to sleeping with married men pills!

WTF?

Well, we suppose girl's gotta do something to stay relevant! Looks like they offered more to her than The Donald!

Horrific.

Thoughts?? Who do U think she's going to try and fuck in the Celebrity Rehab house?

Our money is on crackhead Jeremy London!

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