All right, Sexual Napalm, ENOUGH!
If you keep ranting on and on about wanting a relationship, all the good men are going to go running for the hills!
Jessica Simpson is STOOPIDLY wasting all of the press John Mayer got her with his asinine comments by sounding like a hack desperate for a man in her life!
"I want a confident man. A man who understands me and can deal with my life and is not embarrassed of my life. And can support my life. And allow me to be a powerful woman. And allow me to be powerful in the relationship. I'm not going to give up my role in this life to just be a housewife. What is attractive to me about a man is a man’s spirituality. Just the way that he carries himself. I kind of like a rough man a little bit. A man's man."
UGH, JUST STOP.
It's seriously almost TOO sad.
At this point, Simpleton, you need to just settle for what you can get, or you'll end up even worse off than MANiston or Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Goodness, Mayer just sniffed you three peas in a pod right out, didn't he?
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