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Burger King's Hands-Free Whopper Is Perfect For Lazy Gluttons Everywhere!

Are you scoffing about this being a real thing?? Well, the jokes on you!

This is TOTALLY real, and of course it's Burger King doing it! LOLz! 50 of them were handed out to members of Burger King’s loyalty program in Puerto Rico… and now you know that Burger King not only has a hands-free Whopper holding device, but also a loyalty program!

We bet not a single person in that commercial is part of that program!

Ha!

Check it out in action (above) — and silently wonder how many of those burgers have horse in them!

We make jokes because we secretly want to try one of these. Don't tell anyone! LOLz!

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Hands Free Drinking

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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Everyone's favorite airplane read, SkyMall, is selling a "Wine Glass Holder Necklace".

For the low cost of $24.95, you and a friend will never have to worry about being roofied ever again because your booze will be sitting safely on your chest.

We're not sure what to think of this, so tell us…

What do U think of SkyMall's wine holding necklace???

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What do U think of SkyMall's wine holding necklace???

  • Dumb. (59%)
  • Perfect for an alcoholic, but not for me. (24%)
  • I NEED this! (17%)

Total Votes: 10,560

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[Image courtesy of SkyMall.]

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