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Kangaroo Kauses Kommotion At Australian Airport!

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This seems like a marketing stunt, but this isn't the first time a kangaroo has gotten loose in Melbourne Airport in Australia.

Just this past Tuesday, a cutie kangaroo got loose in the Australian aeropuerto!

The young 'roo was injured and hopping around the terminal like crazy, looking for what we can only assume, Aussie conditioner (HA)!

He eventually came to a stop in a pharmacy where he had to be sedated by Wildlife Victoria volunteers, who named him Cyrus as they were taking him out of the airport.

Giving an update on the little guy, they said:

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Sea Lion Pup & Mother Reunited After Some Special Care!

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We're really trying to control ourselves from writing out 'awwww' with an infinite number of w's here! This is TOO cute, and what a happy ending!

A female California Sea Lion pup was born on April 17th the Oceans of Fun exhibit at the Milwaukee County Zoo Born — her name is Talise. She weighed of 17 pounds at birth, which is healthy! The only issue is that her mother lacked the skills needed to nurse her, which is sadly common for first time mother Sea Lions!

So the Milwaukee Zoo veterinarian team took it upon themselves to provide the her with 24 hour care with specially developed formula to serve as a substitute for her mom's milk!

Here's the cool thing: just a week of care, keepers were able to reunite Talise with her mom… who is now nursing like a pro!

Awwww (times a million w's)! What happy story!!

[Image via Milwaukee County Zoo.]

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Mika Melts Minds & Warms Hearts With New North American Tour Dates!

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Tingles! We're getting the SPECIAL tingles!

Usually, that involuntary reaction is reserved for Zac Efron visiting dildo factories, but today our private parts are petrifying for another reason entirely!

Mika just announced a crap-load of new tour dates at intimate venues all across North America and we are BEYOND ecstatic!!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Hopefully you bought tix because

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Mila Kunis Caught Looking Super Casual After Her Thai Massage!

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Whoa there! We almost didn't recognize ya!

Mila Kunis was spotted, errmm, sans maquillage yesterday, as she left her Thai massage session in Studio City!

Ashton Kutcher's lady-love is undoubtedly one of the prettiest females west of the World's Largest Ball of Twine — that's in Cawker City, KS, in case you were planning a road-trip.

But even the most beautiful of Black Swans has her occasional molting period!

No one debates the fact that Mila is a natural beauty, capable of looking radiant whenever she chooses!

Massage days are about relaxation and rejuvenation, though, not impressing the paparazzi!

She had more pressing concerns on her mind — like hurrying home to meet Ash for her happy ending, LOLz!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Try To 'Massage' An Undercover Cop On The Client List?!

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What on EARTH is going on these days on The Client List?!

WHERE ARE OUR HAPPY ENDINGS?!

Although the entire basis of the Lifetime-movie-turned series is Jennifer Love Fefferman giving handjobs to gentlemen at her Massage Parlor, yet for the second week in a row, we were DEPRIVED of yet another addition to our Rub 'n Tug collection!

However, unlike last time, when the

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John Travolta Responds To Lawsuit From SECOND Masseuse

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And what a surprise…he says it's all bullshizzzz. Or at least his lawyer, Marty Singer, does.

In an official statement, John Travolta's legal rep has called the sexual misconduct allegations from the SECOND anonymous male masseuse "just as absurd and ridiculous as the first one."

It is pretty absurd. So absurd that we're kind of thinking it's more likely to be true if TWO people on two opposite coasts have come forward with their stories.

Granted, they are both after $2 million, so maybe they are just trying to cash in. OR the second guy said to himself, "Hey! Danny Zuko tried to make me touch his Grease Lightning too! If this anonymous guy can sue, so can I!"

Of course, this is all just gossip until something is proven in court, but we're looking forward to watching all the dramz play out along the way.

Who knows! Maybe it will turn out that this is all just some big scam and the married actor will get a happy ending after all. Ch-ch-check out the full statement from Travolta's lawyer … AFTER THE JUMP!

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The Client List SHOCKER! Someone Doesn't Want A Rub N' Tug From Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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What?! What is this?!

A client on Jennifer Love Fefferman's list who ISN'T interested in a happy ending from the actress during his rubdown?!

IMPOSSIBLE!

Until now, at least!

That's right, check out the latest from The Client List's collection of awkward Rub 'n Tug scenes, which features our heroine struggling to understand why a heterosexual male would rather

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