All tag results for 'hard-paartying'

La Loca Lohan took to her Twitter late Friday night to address her post-rehab cocaine usage.

She said:

:Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.

Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.

This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I'm prepared to face the consequences.

I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

"

The consequences for Lindsay are at least 30 days in jail. We hope she gets that - no early release - and at least 8 months of intensive drug and psychological counseling.

She needs it!

We wish her well. Truly.

Tags: firecrotch, hard-paartying, hot mess

Lindsanity LOLhan's co-star from way back when she WASN'T a trainwreck, Jamie Lee Curtis, was recently asked to comment on the hard-pAArtying wacktress, and this is the HIGHlarious little quotable she spit out!

She said:

"I just have compassion. I don't know anything about the facts of any of the cases. What I have is compassion that a young child is thrown into the public eye and then has the media onslaught attached to it. Now, she's made choices, I've made choices. We all have to live with our choices. But I feel empathy. These young people are thrust into a 24-7 camera and the thing that makes the press is the most exaggerated behaviors. So then they're thrown out there in this media circus - and I can never judge one of them because I don't know them, but I feel tremendous empathy for this overwhelming set of circumstances. I couldn't handle having a camera on me 24 hours a day."

Seems to circle around the same point over and over again, no?

It's okay, Jamie! You don't have to ruffle any feathers - we understand EXACTLY what you're really getting at!

Just a PC way to say 'I don't give a shit!'

We have just about the same amount of 'compassion' as you do!

LOLs!

Tags: co-star, comment, compassion, freaky friday, hard-paartying, jamie lee curtis, lindsanity, politically correct, silly

He wasn't up for getting his picture taken!

Leonardo DiCaprio was snapped trying to sneak out of Teddy's nightclub last night at 2:30 A.M. in West Hollywood and he was definitely feeling camera shy!

Must have been a good night, but where's Bar?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Tags: bar rafaeli, hard-paartying, nightclub, teddys, west hollywood

Aww Snooks!

It's okay, bb! What's important is that you learned from your mistake!

Our most beloved guidette on the Jersey Shore is opening up about her public intoxication arrest, and explains that unlike a certain delusional hard-pAArtying wacktress who don't learn from their mistakes, she will not be going behind bars again anytime soon!

She explains:

"I don't know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal! I'm too pretty to be in jail. I'm a good person. I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there. You can't even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, 'Can I come out? I can't breathe!' Not a fun place. I will never go back."

Smart thinking, bb! And we agree - your elegance would go completely unappreciated in prison!

It's best you stay away!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Tags: arrest, best person on the planet, drunk, hard-paartying, jersey shore, pretty, snookerdoodle, sober, wacktress

We wonder if they think girlfriend's a threat to herself.

According to insiders at the UCLA Medical Center, where Lindsanity LOLhan is currently shacked up for her 90 day rehab stint, patients in the hard-pAArtying wacktress' ward are not allowed to receive presents that could do bodily harm.

Well, we'd hope not!!

Items like "balloons, breakables, and anything with sharp points" are banned, while suggest gifts include "soft, cuddly things."

LOLs! Those aren't safe, either! LiLo's going to rip those things to shreds while she detoxes!

But we are pleased to hear that they are monitoring her so closely - sounds like this center is much better suited to handle Lindsay's type of crazy!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: bodily harm, detox, drugs, hard-paartying, lindsanity, objects, restricted, sharp, ucla medical center, wacktress

That's right, gurl! Thumbing your nose at the legal system, living in a delusional world where you're never responsible for any of your cokey actions - just "another year in a lifetime of living and learning."

We think learn is the LAST thing you've done, bb!

A week before she was sentenced to jail, Lindsanity did a photospread and interview for Maxim Magazine, and we think that the sylist must have a great sense of humor - because he or she dressed the hard-pAArtying wacktress in black and white stripes!

And because it's been two weeks without any direct, methed out delusional quotables from our little Lindsanity, hopefully these little gems will help hold everyone over until she's out of rehab!

On Orange Oprah:

"I am feeling strong. I’ve experienced a lot in my life, and my mom has given me a lot of drugs faith. This too shall pass."

On what she'll be up to when she's not pAArtying post-prison:

"To focus on myself and my work and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do. Also, I’d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi."

On her imaginary upcoming movie Inferno:

"I don't really want to discuss anything until I am on set. I need some secrets."

Her coked out advice for fans:

"Stay true to yourself always. At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!"

We bet Lindsay's first post-rehab choice will be to wash down six ambien with a bottle of Cuervo!

Such an inspiration to us all!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

Tags: bullshit, delusional, drugs, hard-paartying, inferno, interview, jail, lindsanity, maxim, orange oprah, photoshoot, rehab, sad, wacktress

Too much partying?!

Life and Style is reporting that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is partying WAY too hard lately and that his fellow Jersey Shore cast members are worried about him!

A source reveals:

"Mike has been the hardest partier since the beginning…its only gotten worse. They tried an intervention, but he's in denial."

You know you have a problem if Snooki is saying you should lay off the sauce!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: denial, hard-paartying, intervention, jersey shore, mike sorrentino, the situation