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Teen Hacked His Grandfather To Death, Said Online It Was Because He Was 'Just Kinda Inconvenient'

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This is just horrible.

Back in August, Raistlin Arthur Martin allegedly hacked his grandfather to death using a hatchet just minutes after revealing his horrific plot online.

The 15-year-old brutally killed Joseph Emmett Naulty, according to an affidavit recently obtained by PEOPLE.

Related: Teen Allegedly Kills & Decapitates Classmate

The court docs show the North Carolina teen had been chatting on the Canadian app Kik before the murder — under the handle EtherealSkull — telling a fellow user that he planned to kill his grandfather, even sharing photos of the gloves he wore and the hatchet he was going to use to commit the crime.

Raistlin also reportedly explained on the app that he'd get a lighter sentence because he's a minor.

When one user asked why he wanted to kill the 63-year-old, the teenager supposedly replied:

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Racist Killer "Jesus" Thwarted By Hatchet-Wielding, Hitchhiking Hero!

Praise be to Kai, the homeless hitchhiking dude whose quick thinking may have saved LIVES!

54-year old Jett Simmons McBride rammed his car into a black PG&E worker in Fresno Monday, pinning the man between his car's hood and the back of a truck…

Why? Because Jett believed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he apparently thought it was his DUTY to cleanse the Earth of non-whites! CRAY CRAY CRAY CRAY.

Familiarize yourself with the situation by pressssiinggg plaaaay (above)!

The OBVIOUSLY unstable individual exited his car and attempted to PULL the injured party from his stuck position, which would have only caused more damage, but nearby citizen Tanya Baker saw what was going on and tried to stop it…

Which only caused Jett to try and SMOTHER her with a bear hug!

But thank goodness hitchhiker Kai was riding shotgun in "Jesus'" car! Kai whipped out a hatchet from his backpack and began beating Jett off of the woman! HUZZAH!

Jett is now in police custody for suspicion of attempted murder and the injured worker is recovering at a local hospital.

Someone should give Kai a good Samaritan medal or something! That's a thing, right?!

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There Will Be Life After Big Love for Chloe Sevigny, Lands HBO Miniseries

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It has recently come to our attention that Chloe Sevigny has a post-Big Love project in the works!

That's right, our beloved Chloe is set to star in an HBO miniseries about Lizzie Borden, "who, in 1893, was acquitted of murdering her overbearing father and step-mother with a hatchet, but was publically condemned."

The miniseries is being executive produced by Tom Hanks & Gary Goetzman. Chloe Sevigny will also co-executive produce herself.

Congratulations, Chloe! Sounds like you've got a fantastic team for this project.

We wish U all the best!

Will U check out Chloe Sevigny's Lizzie Borden miniseries when it premieres?

[Image via WENN.]

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