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Ugh! Once Again, Michael Lohan Has Something To Say!

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When Lindsay Lohan stepped out into the hot El Lay summer sun yesterday upon leaving UCLA Medical Center, we imagine she felt a brief moment of blissful freedom. In that moment, all her problems were forgotten and all of her mistakes forgiven.

But her happiness is to be short-lived, as her father continues to infest the world with his rampant verbal vomit. And of course, all he can talk about is his "concern" for his famously distraught daughter.

Upon her release from rehab yesterday, Michael Lohan started making the rounds to his friends the press to share his relief that she has gotten help. Michael told sources:

"God bless her. Lindsay has been through a lot and I give her a lot of credit…Hopefully, Dina will do the right thing and finally get on the same page as me, because if we were most of this wouldn't have happened in the first place."

That same page he is talking about is family therapy, something that Michael has been pushing for awhile. We assume it's because VH1 wants to air it as a mini-series.

Michael blabs on that Dina has "failed miserably" with their daughter but that "we have both caused this situation with our daughter and we need to fix it together as parents."

Well, you're half right on that one, Mikey. You both did fail miserably as parents, more so than any other famous parents in recent memory. However, by no means should either of you be put in a position to "fix" Lindsay.

She needs to be surrounded by people who couldn't give a shiz less if she is famous or not, who cares only about Lindsay and nothing else. Judging by how you and Dina like to fame-whore yourselves out at every turn, you don't fit the criteria.

Let's just hope Lindsay sticks to her guns and never speaks to this douche again. (We sure wish we didn't have to hear from him too!)

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Michael Lohan Writes Lindsanity's Judge A Letter Requesting To Keep Her Out Of Jail!

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Given his track record - and his present, in courtroom douchery, who knows if the judge will take him seriously?

Things are not going well for LaLoca at her hearing right now, but that still didn't stop Judge Marsha Revel from shutting down Father of Year and #1 Famewhore Michael Lohan from speaking to the courts.

She suggested he write a letter if he had something to say, and of course, has already had his lawyer, Lisa Bloom, draft up a letter requesting that his daughter not be placed in jail!

He instead hopes that Lindsanity can be placed somewhere where her alleged prescription drug use can be monitored!

The letter states:

"Michael desperately wants to avoid seeing his daughter become the next Hollywood statistic."

It also says that her post-DUI, 84 minutes in jail made LA a "laughing stock of our criminal justice system," and she should be placed in a private rehabilitation facility in New York that also accommodates family therapy!

Goodness, if he weren't such a psycho we'd think he makes some sense! But we all know better than to give him the benefit of the doubt!

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The LOLhans Yap About Lindsanity!

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And just as were thinking about how quiet it's been at the Haus of LOLhan!

After FINALLY resolving their child support issues yesterday, both Michael Lohan and Orange Oprah celebrated by doing what they love most of all - yapping to the press about their beautiful daughter Lindsay, and how her prescribed pill-popping probation is going!

Dina says:

"She's fine, she's good."

We're shocked!

Dina thinks she's fine?? Phew! She must really be getting her life together then!

LOLz!

Michael continued:

"I am happy for her. She's on the straight an narrow. I hope it continues."

We certainly shall see! A lot can happen in one month!

What do U think?? When Is LiLo going to eff up her sobriety??

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