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Pain-In-The-Ass Is A Beer Wench!

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She just makes it too easy sometimes.

That obnoxious Pain-in-the-Ass has apparently descended upon Germany to terrorize the poor inebriated souls at Oktoberfest, and as you can see, she showed up to the festivities with her father boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko dressed like the common beer troll wench we've always known her to truly be!

What a skanky vision!

HA! We're going to just let the pictures speak for themselves!

Drink up, bb! That way, everyone can focus on what a trainwreck you are, instead of your clear daddy issues bizarre penchant for older men!

[Images via WENN.]

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What's Wrong With This Picture???

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When your boyfriend has to stand on a lower step and still kneel just so that he can look somewhat proportional next to you, something is wrong!!

Hayden Pain-in-the-ass and Ukrainian boxer boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko attended the United People Charity NIght in Munich Germany and we don't know…but something just doesn't look right.

Don't they look awkward together??

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Pain-In-The-Ass Still Dating Her Father Russian BF

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Still? We would have thought she would have moved on to someone older else by now!

Maybe she's peaked!

Hayden Panettiere was spotted strolling through LAX yesterday with her massive boxing BF, Wladimir Klitschko.

How pint size Pain-In-The-Ass keeps up with this guy we will never know!

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Pain-In-The-Ass Does Lifetime!


Finally! She's right where she belongs!

Hayden Pain-in-the-Ass is taking a page out of the Jennifer Love Hewitt book of desperation and irrelevancy, and has signed on to star in an upcoming Lifetime original movie!

The Amanda Knox Story will feature Pain-in-the-Ass as the title character, an American exchange student accused of murdering her roommate while abroad in Italy! The real life Knox is currently serving a 26 year jail sentence.

We're sure this girl's story will be done justice in the way only a Lifetime original can!

Not to mention with the aid of Pain-in-the-Ass' truly shiteous nuanced skills as an actress!

Bwa ha ha ha!

Enjoy this exciting new phase of your career, bb!

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