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No, we're not insulting the fish.

It literally has a penis on its head.

Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.

The penis hangs under its chin.

But wait, it gets weirder.

Tags: babies, butt, dick, fish, funny, head, man, penis, pleasure, terrifying, unicorn, weird

This owl LOVES to be scratched behind his…ears?

Wait…how do owls hear anyway? Or birds for that matter? LOLz!

We digress but there is one thing we know for certain…it's that this little guy just goes crazzzzzy when this zookeeper (above) hits the right spot.

We can just imagine whats going through his head…

AWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tags: cute cute, head, owl, petting, scratch, video, zoo

Couldn't they have waited until after the honeymoon?? That's COLD!

Just kidding, Chad Ochocinco had JUST gotten arrested for a domestic altercation with his wife less than 24 hours before he found out that he was no longer with the Miami Dolphins.

Plus, it was straight up announced by the Dolphins on Twitter like this:

"The Miami Dolphins have terminated the contract of WR Chad Johnson."

Burrrrrn!

We honestly can't believe how fast things are going downhill for Chad — we wish it weren't the case.

Although, if he head-butted his wife… we quickly become less worried about how crappy things are for him!

Just saying'!

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[Image via WENN.]

Tags: arrest, arrested, chad ochocinco, contract, head, jail, miami, nfl, star, twitter, wife

WARNING! The video (above) contains SHOCKING pics of this poor kitty's ordeal…

A cat named Baby is suffering from a headache of a lifetime after he was shot with an arrow…

In the head!!!!

Miraculously, the feline is still alive and his owner says Baby came home with the arrow after going for a walk.

Who could do such a thing????!!!!!

The cat is being treated at Michigan State University and he's expecting to make a full recovery.

Tags: animal cruelty, arrow, baby, cat, crazy, disturbing, head, michigan, pets, sad

Woah.

A South African doctor delivered a baby born with his brain outside his head.

But maybe the most surprising fact of this story is the baby survived for three weeks before eventually succumbing to death.

The baby's name was Sibusiso Mokena, her condition is known as anencephaly - which was also the cause of her death. A doctor who was making the rounds that night tried to perform CPR on the infant, but heartbreakingly could not revive Baby Mokena.

Here's what the Centers For Disease Control And Prevention say about anencephaly:

Anencephaly typically occurs during a woman's first month of pregnancy, often before she knows she's she pregnant. Doctors say some of the main causes of the condition are vitamin and folic acid deficiencies during pregnancy. In the U.S., Hispanic mothers are at an increased risk for having a child with anencephaly for reasons unknown. About 1 in every 4,859 U.S. babies is born with the condition. Unfortunately, almost all babies born with anencephaly will die shortly after birth.

For those who are curious, check out the disturbing photo of the baby born with his brain outside of his body AFTER THE JUMP.

Tags: baby, brain, dies, head

Neil Harbisson has a condition known as achromatopsia.

That means he has complete color blindness. He can only see in grayscale.

Back in 2003 he teamed up with some computer scientists and together they made him an "electronic eye."

He wears the device on his head and it detects the color frequency of whatever's in front of him.

It then converts that to a sound frequency and a chip in the back of his head plays the sound, vibrating through his bones to his inner ear, allowing him to "hear" colors.

That's crazy!

He did a TED talk where he said:

"I've been hearing color for eight years since 2004 so I find it completely normal to hear color all the time. At the start, I had to memorize the names you give for each color, so I had to memorize the notes, but after some time this information became a perception. I didn't have to think about the notes, and after some time this perception became a feeling."

So now he can go to art galleries, which sound like concerts, or dress himself.

What's cool is he can also reverse this process and translate songs into colors. Justin Bieber's Baby is bubble gum pinks and neon yellows, of course.

So cool that this man gets to be a cyborg and live a more normal life.

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: artist, concert, condition, cool, crazy, head, hearing, justin bieber, life, man, scientists

Following the rash of bad decision that have plagued Jenelle Evans these past few months, we're are totally happy that she seems to have finally made one choice that kind of makes a lot of sense!

The reality star has decided to put the brakes on her love life for a little while until

Tags: arrested, domestic violence, dysfunctional families, evans, gary, gary head, head, incident, jenelle, jenelle evans, police, teen mom, twitter