Oh, poor guy!!!
Why did no one tell him???
Heather Locklear was spotted grabbing dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills on Monday with a mystery man who gave us a nice little sneak peek at his manhood.
Obviously Heather's anonymous friend doesn't get photographed by the papz very much because he didn't know to look in the mirror before stepping out as he forgot to zip up his fly!!!
We can almost hear the papz giggling as they snap the oblivious man!!!
At least he'll never make that mistake again! LOLz!!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
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It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!
Even amidst all her turmoil, it warms out hearts knowing her sense of humor is just as bright as those jewels she wore playing Elizabeth Taylor!
She and Charlie Sheen play former residents of a home ruled by paranormal activity in Scary Movie 5. Hmm… we don't know why, but that just sounds SO familiar! Ha!
But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
P.S! OMG… Heather Locklear's spoof of Natalie Portman's Black Swan is just GOLDEN! Damn we love that woman.
Tags: ashley tisdale, black swan, charlie sheen, elizabeth taylor, funny, heather locklear, katt williams, lindsay lohan, madea, natalie portman, paranormal activity, scary movie, scary movie 5, trailer, video
Ava Sambora knows what she wants- and it's not coffee!
Nope, it's some kind of red liquid. Cranberry juice maybe? What did U think we were talking about??
The This Is 40 actress was spotted taking a beverage break with a cute mystery classmate at Starbucks in Calabasas on Wednesday afternoon.
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You are the next Revenge character to get a visit from your long lost moumzie.
Gabriel Mann, the dude who plays the Emily's creepy blonde pal, spills someone super-dooper ah-mazing is up for the part as Nolan's nutty mother.
The loose-lipped actor gushed:
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Behind FIERCE and nougat, our most cherished word in the English language is reunion!
Imagine our excitement when Entertainment Weekly's reunion special was announced!
Melrose Place! Arrested Development! Clueless!
How'd you know they were our favorites, EW?! Get out of our heads!
Clueless star Alicia Silverstone admits she was initially hesitant to play Cher. After reading the script, she confessed:
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Srsly, HOW IS SHE 51??
Birthday gurl Heather Locklear celebrated the big day with a friends at The Sage Room Restaurant in Malibu Tuesday, lookn' all kinds of seksi!
The 51-year-old was spotted (looking better than most 21-year-olds!) leaving festivities with a VERY lucky mystery fella.
The brave blonde wore a thigh-high skirt and go-go boots — a totally age-inappropriate ensemble, but who cares?? The bitch literally looks like she was born in 1985!
Happy Birthday Heather!
Whatever fountain of youth you're drinking out of is serving you well!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
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Who knew that the FIFTH edition of this franchise would be able to garner such a decent cast?!
We've already reported that Scary Movie 5 will be featuring Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan, and Charlie Sheen, and now, another trio has joined the ranks of the horror parody!
According to reports
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