Here's what Heidi and Jason have written so far:
Heidi's Romance Novel, Chapter 1: @biggsjason sits seductively on a tiger skin rug, wearing nothing but a yarmulke..
Heidi's Romance Novel, Ch.2: Heidi n Jason walk on beach @ sunset singing songs from Supernatural 2 each other. Gently. Softly.
#HMRomNovel Ch3: Heidi & @biggsjason jet off to a chalet in the Alps to recover the stolen microchip from the KGB.
#HMRomNovel Ch4: @heidimontag n I in Elizabethan England, 2 star crossed lovers from feuding families who speak 2 each other only in sonnets
#HMRomNovel ch5: @biggsjason courts Heidi against the backdrop of the burning of Civil War Atlanta. He doesn't even give a damn.
#HMRomNovel Ch6: Jason's faithful palomino, Bianco, accidentally kicks @heidimontag n Jason rushes 2 her aid, a true knight in shining armor
This is HIGHlariously wonderful! We want more!!!
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