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Vagina Toasters Are REAL!! Find Out How To Warm You Up Something Yeasty Today!

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Finally! A vagina that tastes better when it's dry!

From the people who brought you, presumably, other totally creepy edible items comes The Vagina Toaster!

We know what you're probably thinking, but stop right there!

This freaky new kitchen appliance from Burnt Impressions does NOT cook pre-existing vaginas — that would be weird and, likely, dangerous. No, the Vagina Toaster cooks vagina-shaped patterns into pre-existing slices of bread!

Phew!! That sounds way more delicious!!

The concept isn't entirely new, as you've probably seen Hello Kitty toasters before, but this is by far the craziest toast we've ever seen!

This is art! This is life! This is, well, this is probably a clear indicator that even toaster engineers are prone to Oedipal complexes!

But there is still one question on everyone's mind:

What does vaginal toast taste like?

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Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick Walk Their Adorable Twins To School!

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We just can't get enough of these cutie pies!!

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's adorable twins Marion and Tabitha seem to make every trip to school a fun-filled adventure!

So this time around, both parents decided to join the ride and see what the fuss is all about!

The precious family bundled up for the chilly New York weather as the two gals wore thick jackets and matching boots, and Tabitha really stepped up the cuteness level with her awesome Hello Kitty beanie!!

Seriously guys, we get it! You're all just too stinkin' precious! Stop rubbing our faces in it!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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This Lion King Reenactment With Real Live Kittens Is Purrrrfect! Overdose On Cuteness HERE!

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OMG! It's like someone injected a syringe filled with adorbzies straight into our heart!

We just stumbled across this totally AMAZEBALLZ rendition of one of the greatest Disney movies ever, and we genuinely about to OD on the cuteness!

Do you think you can handle an adorable little boy narrating his own remake of The Lion King, complete with the most purrrrecious kittens your eyes have ever seen?

Ch-ch-check out the cuteness for yourself right meow…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Nicki Minaj Uses Her Boobs To Bring Attention To Her Hello Kitty Slippers

Nicki Minaj shows off her adorable footwear! And her boobs.

Hey guys, check out Nicki Minaj's cute Hello Kitty slippers! Can U see them???

They're right below her boobies!

The rapper posted the above image on her Instagram with the caption, "Hello Kitty slippers," because she obviously wanted us to notice them and not be distracted by anything else. Ha!

They may not be the fancy Louboutins she usually wears, but they sure look comfy!

Check out more pics of Nicki's slippers boobs in the gallery (below)!

[Image via Instagram]

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Avril Lavigne Gets "Sexual" For New Hello Kitty Track!

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So kinky!

Even tomboy Avril Lavigne has a seXXXy side!

Her fresh electronic track Hello Kitty might be a celebration of her love for the Japanese brand, but it's also a celebration of a lady's most private parts.

YUP! That kitty! LOLz!

The smokey-eyed songstress explained:

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Elle Fanning Makes A Mini Impression At LAX!

Elle Fanning makes a chic arrival in LAX.

Elle Fanning arrived at LAX on Thursday in a chic little ensem.

The We Bought a Zoo actress wore a gray-and-black zigzagged jacket over a gray top that she paired with a dark tan leather mini.

With cognac leather ankle boots and a fab embossed, red leather purse, Elle expertly pulled off her modern airport outfit!

It seems Paris Fashion Week rubbed off on the 15-year-old! AH-mazing!!

The only thing we ask is that you leave the Hello Kitty suitcase at home when you're packing for your next trip. Thanks, girl!

[Image via WENN.]

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Hello Kitty Gets Into The Beer Making Business! New Brew Unveiled In China!

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Are you a beer snob? Do you like tasting all different kinds of flavors and styles of the sweet, hoppy, nectar of the gods??

Well we've got a new one for you!

Introducing Hello Kitty fruit-flavored beer! And before you ask, no, it does not taste like a real kitty!

The new beverage was recently unveiled by Taiwanese beer making company Long Quan and comes in six different flavors, including passion fruit, peach, banana and lemon lime!

Despite the playful packaging, the company insists that they are not promoting underage drinking and that they're actually targeting adults who grew up with the iconic cartoon! After all, Hello Kitty is about to be 40 years old, meaning she's well above the legal drinking age!

Early reviews of the beer have been pretty positive, saying the fruity flavoring steals the show! But if you're hoping to get your hands on a can of the limited edition brew, we have some bad news for you. It's only available in China!

Better start booking your plane tickets to Beijing now!!

[Image via Taiwan Tsing Beer Corporation.]

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